We Should Start Tipping America's Super-Broke Fast Food Workers

[HughBeaumont]

8. They cans get a real job! Supersize yer skillset haw haw!

Those jawbs weren ment to supprot familes! This aint gon do nuthin but hutr small bisness ownurrs! I now what um talking aboot, ima a small bizness owner and id have to raze my labro costs 20 percnert if minimim wage was razed that high! Minimum wage should be lowered or eliminaetd, uer worth what uer worth, fuckz. Freakin monrgel berger fleepers dont derseve a high wage like 10-12 an our! U put this in an ther all gonner be repalced by robtos and tuch screenes! law uf untinended consekwences, lern it now ut livit.

There, I just saved you all precious time on FB, Yahoo, Discussionist, WSJ, etc, etc. on this topic. I have zero use for cretins promoting winner-take-everything Feudalism.