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Kaleva

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24. And here are the results

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 04:00 PM

Sep 2014

On Sun Sep 14, 2014, 08:53 PM an alert was sent on the following post:

OK, that was an epic troll. It deserves some sort of award
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025535599

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

We're encouraging trolls now?

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sun Sep 14, 2014, 08:59 PM, and the Jury voted 0-7 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Dumbest alert ever.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Are you fucking kidding me? Alerter, you should be fucking ashamed. Seriously.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Are you serious? Some of you all need to step away from the computer, take up a hobby that doesn't have you pissed off all the time.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Just admiring the trade craft of trolling.
Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: It's meant in jest. The troll did put a great deal of work into that OP.

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OK, that was an epic troll. It deserves some sort of award [View all] cali Sep 2014 OP

Context? SheilaT Sep 2014 #1

shame that the post was deleted Mosby Sep 2014 #2

wish I'd copied the now deleted op cali Sep 2014 #5

Thy will be done: arcane1 Sep 2014 #13

Sounds like someone needs to stick to the drive-thru Scootaloo Sep 2014 #31

Let me give you a piece of advice, okay. VScott Sep 2014 #65

Wow Spirochete Sep 2014 #41

I'm a world-class anal-retentive nitpicker Blue_Tires Sep 2014 #112

Yes, that poor person Spirochete Sep 2014 #119

this deserves a response: DonCoquixote Sep 2014 #44

Another quite astonishing thing SheilaT Sep 2014 #118

Another "entitlement mentality" spoiled brat. Cook your own food at home, Brat! Dont call me Shirley Sep 2014 #61

You're briliant. kudos and thanks. I can't stop laughing. cali Sep 2014 #62

I guess I don't eat out enough to have these complaints. mackerel Sep 2014 #68

lolol - someone needs decaf. nt TBF Sep 2014 #69

Library Girl went out to eat, apparently. NuclearDem Sep 2014 #73

i would strongly suggest to this person to never eat out again-- niyad Sep 2014 #80

what the hell are you bringing this shit back for? TorchTheWitch Sep 2014 #89

By popular request, of course arcane1 Sep 2014 #94

OMFG. Up your meds! I missed the original thread, thanks for copying it, arcane! catbyte Sep 2014 #93

Your awesome for providing again yeoman6987 Sep 2014 #95

DAMN. Somebody's mommy must have finally kicked her out of the house! nolabear Sep 2014 #98

a dissertation Liberal_in_LA Sep 2014 #105

Jesus fucking christ. Warren DeMontague Sep 2014 #107

DUZY!! KT2000 Sep 2014 #115

Thanks! Lilyhoney Sep 2014 #108

This sounds like a joke to me. Blue_In_AK Sep 2014 #116

Holy Shit! Epic is right! SomethingFishy Sep 2014 #121

46 things, 46 was "serving appetizers without appetizer plates". I saved the whole thing. NYC_SKP Sep 2014 #16

Here it is, cali. I'm still reading that whole mess, didn't even know that it's gone... countryjake Sep 2014 #38

Almost reads like a satire by a server treestar Sep 2014 #57

No server would write #10 of that list, even as satire. countryjake Sep 2014 #64

They only said "sorry", not "so sorry". Seriously, that person is just nasty. uppityperson Sep 2014 #88

this person needs to smoke some pot! LOL passiveporcupine Sep 2014 #74

Thanks for preserving this.......... wandy Sep 2014 #91

Well, she was probably trolling the innertubes when she first found this... countryjake Sep 2014 #106

It does tammywammy Sep 2014 #3

Indeed, the effort was almost phychotic in its abundance and determination. arcane1 Sep 2014 #4

THAT was who this reminded me of, thank you. I wonder if he just realized he had another uppityperson Sep 2014 #22

A post count of around 20 but registered in 2009. lpbk2713 Sep 2014 #6

Began upping its post count in the Lounge this morning pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #14

Just as well they blew their cover. lpbk2713 Sep 2014 #26

Someone posted a post of theirs from DU2 about going to Outback arcane1 Sep 2014 #78

One bizarre individual for sure. lpbk2713 Sep 2014 #84

Well how about that. Thanks! arcane1 Sep 2014 #86

He was probably doing time somewhere Skink Sep 2014 #34

But mercuryblues Sep 2014 #48

Well, I just hope it was served on the right plate. Jackpine Radical Sep 2014 #54

I hope it was more dumped on the putz's head mythology Sep 2014 #103

DUZY! n/t DebJ Sep 2014 #122

to be fair hfojvt Sep 2014 #117

OK cali, give us a tip! adirondacker Sep 2014 #7

Yeah, I'm kind of sorry the OP got removed. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #8

I was sad to see it go for a couple of reasons. Jackpine Radical Sep 2014 #52

I wish they would've let us play with him longer NightWatcher Sep 2014 #9

Did someone capture their manifesto for posterity? LOL hlthe2b Sep 2014 #10

Google cached version here, if you want it... SidDithers Sep 2014 #11

Thanks. I saved it for posterity as a Word document. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #17

I was wondering if maybe it was a cut and paste job... SidDithers Sep 2014 #19

I suspect that is the original work of "Spring1" The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #25

I immediately reposted it at DU2, link: NYC_SKP Sep 2014 #29

That's what I thought, too. Nothing from it came up anywhere but here. countryjake Sep 2014 #43

Yeah, that's what I was doing too... SidDithers Sep 2014 #58

Ya, I never dreamed that she'd be using that same moniker elsewhere... countryjake Sep 2014 #71

MIRT ran him off before I could post MohRokTah Sep 2014 #12

Mine too LeftishBrit Sep 2014 #21

Awaiting the jury results on this. Bet it goes 7-0 to leave. Kaleva Sep 2014 #15

And here are the results Kaleva Sep 2014 #24

lol. I can't believe anyone alertedon this. oh, wait a minute. yes I can. cali Sep 2014 #66

If someone is bored enough to write that manifesto upthread Warren DeMontague Sep 2014 #110

Google "Pet Peeves" and Springs1 , you'll see they have tried that rant on several boards over the pkdu Sep 2014 #18

Really? I must not have done a very good search... SidDithers Sep 2014 #23

Well, just googled... Scootaloo Sep 2014 #35

Google spring 1 journal. It got me to his/her blog. n/t Cleita Sep 2014 #36

..and it looks like she's been hung up on this for going on 10 years... ScreamingMeemie Sep 2014 #99

springs1 also has issues with lines at Bed Bath and Beyond! NYC_SKP Sep 2014 #37

eg: muriel_volestrangler Sep 2014 #39

Same MO on these sites. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #45

*How to Be a GOOD Server in a Restaurant* Lisa0825 Sep 2014 #70

I think she's just a generally mean person. Another blog she's responded to... countryjake Sep 2014 #87

That's a boatload of multiple personalities. nt littlemissmartypants Sep 2014 #90

Wow LeftishBrit Sep 2014 #20

I suspect that one is blackballed by all the local restaurants pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #27

I certainly would not touch any food that poster might have sent back to the kitchen DrDan Sep 2014 #49

yes I saw that one. drray23 Sep 2014 #28

He got an award, pizza it came in under 20 minutes too Kalidurga Sep 2014 #30

heh. PeaceNikki Sep 2014 #32

DUZY! muriel_volestrangler Sep 2014 #40

Seconded! arcane1 Sep 2014 #79

lol Soylent Brice Sep 2014 #85

spring 1 has a blog and I believe is Cleita Sep 2014 #33

This is like the hate the teachers campaign. must be due to the fast food strike. grahamhgreen Sep 2014 #42

My son is a server and I bet he would love to respond to each of those, but rhett o rick Sep 2014 #46

As someone who has also waited, I considered responding with my own list... countryjake Sep 2014 #56

Yep. One should hold it against the poor server if they ask "do you want fried with that," rhett o rick Sep 2014 #72

I wish it had not been deleted - there are a lot of DUers who did not get a chance to enjoy it DrDan Sep 2014 #47

Where do people get the TIME? LisaLynne Sep 2014 #50

football Sunday - laptop on lap, Chiefs-Broncos on DrDan Sep 2014 #51

The person is clealy mentally ill. BlindTiresias Sep 2014 #53

Proof that Sheldon Cooper is real chrisa Sep 2014 #55

that person obviously forgot the get their meds refilled notadmblnd Sep 2014 #59

That was an amazing rant. Think of how much spit she must have eaten over the years. Shrike47 Sep 2014 #60

That was a classic. TheCowsCameHome Sep 2014 #63

After all that they missed my own pet peeve. pa28 Sep 2014 #67

More issues than the National Geographic sarge43 Sep 2014 #75

I learned one thing a long time ago... yallerdawg Sep 2014 #76

Where I come from we ate what was on the table-period KrazyinKS Sep 2014 #77

This message was self-deleted by its author ann--- Sep 2014 #81

living proof that some people have wayyyyyyy too much time on their hands. niyad Sep 2014 #82

A blithering whack-job Plucketeer Sep 2014 #83

Yikes! Olive Garden must really be going down hill! n/t RufusTFirefly Sep 2014 #92

Maybe she'll return pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #96

Clearly the margaritas, long-island iced teas and white Russians aren't working.... Moonwalk Sep 2014 #97

Here's a Trolly, in honor of our fallen... Dr Hobbitstein Sep 2014 #100

This message was self-deleted by its author ScreamingMeemie Sep 2014 #101

I know a woman who thinks/talks like this in restaurants. It's the 9th circle of hell. Divernan Sep 2014 #102

The list, distilled, as a public service: Duer 157099 Sep 2014 #104

Thanks. nt Lilyhoney Sep 2014 #113

I was wondering if anyone had actually read all 46. LiberalAndProud Sep 2014 #114

Good Lord. Manifestor_of_Light Sep 2014 #109

She must bring a large bottle of antacid tablets to restaurants marzipanni Sep 2014 #111

Stephen Colbert's Brass Balls award? Initech Sep 2014 #120

I wonder how she reacts at the DMV or other similar ventures? n/t DebJ Sep 2014 #123

finally, someone to go with these restaurateurs (mildly NSFW) MisterP Sep 2014 #124