OK, that was an epic troll. It deserves some sort of award

[Duer 157099]

104. The list, distilled, as a public service:

Looks like the list of an OCD person.

1. Servers doing things out of order - asks if you want anything else after you have already requested the check
2. Server leaves table too soon
3. Server doesn't follow your directions
4. Servers who decide things for you
5. Servers refilling drinks
6. Servers editorializing about your order
7. Servers blaming others for mistakes
8. Servers not writing things down
9. Servers doing things out of order - you request the check and they do other things first
10. Servers not giving you correct change intentionally
11. Servers not knowing the menu
12. Servers taking your drink away
13. Servers bringing the wrong food
14. Servers editorializing on your order
15. Servers not writing things down
16. Servers not bringing enough condiments
17. Servers being too aggressive about dessert
18. Servers bringing unauthorized substitutions
19. Overly conversant servers, particularly before the order is taken
20. Servers that ask you to remind them of something
21. Server teams not communicating
22. Misunderstandings about orders
23. Servers that need the customers to tell them who gets which order
24. Servers making assumptions about your orders
25. Servers making assumptions about your orders
26. Servers doing things out or order - non-bar drinks delayed due to bar drinks
27. Servers doing things out of order - brings chips/bread before drinks
28. Unobservant servers
29. Unapologetic servers
30. Unobservant servers - check has errors
31. Servers doing things out of order - clears table before fulfilling a request
32. Servers wasting your time - asking if you've been there before
33. Servers bringing too many condiments (anti-#16)
34. Servers not writing things down
35. Servers making assumptions - bringing check when you ask for a doggy bag (oops, box)
36. Same as #31
37. Servers messing up orders
38. Servers doing things out of order - waits until dessert is eaten before bringing check
39. Servers doing things out of order - asking some diners about dessert while others are still eating meal
40. LEMON for god's sake! in my drink!
41. Server trying to sell you something after you have already decided what you want (could be #9)
42. Servers with too many unsolicited suggestions
43. Servers doing things out of order
44. Servers doing things out of order - puts pen/pad away before you finish ordering
45. Servers assuming how you want things without asking
46. Servers doing things out of order - Serving appetizers before bringing appetizer plates