Creationist radio host: Bacon proves that America is a Christian nation [View all]
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/16/fundamentalist_radio_host_presents_indisputable_evidence_the_u_s_is_christian_bacon_is_served/
The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer puts a lot of stock in our tolerance of pork products
Creationist radio host: Bacon proves that America is a Christian nation
Joanna Rothkopf
Tuesday, Sep 16, 2014 02:43 PM EST
Bryan Fischer, the Director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy at the American Family Association, hosts a daily radio show called Focal Point, described on its website as the home of muscular Christianity, which sounds very tough.
On Mondays show, Fischer presented indisputable proof that the United States is a Christian nation:
Do you want one single item of proof that America is a Christian nation? And not a Jewish nation? And not an Islamic nation? One single bit of proof is all you need. We freely allow restaurants and grocery stores to sell and to serve bacon. That can only happen in a Christian country. You cant do that in Israel. Ive been to Israel. You go into the hotel to eat dinner; you go into a restaurant
you cant get bacon there! Youre not gonna get it! Because it is a Jewish country. You go to a Muslim country, you are not going to get pork; youre not going to get bacon; youre not going to get a ham sandwich anywhere. Why? Because it is a Muslim land. The sheer fact that we clearly allow the consumption of bacon is absolute proof that we are in fact a Christian nation.
Other than, like, my wanting to be included in what constitutes the United States, that argument has me sold!