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roguevalley

(40,656 posts)
6. suck on this, Palin:
Wed Dec 21, 2011, 10:59 PM
Dec 2011

"Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them; for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. Thus, when you give alms, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by men. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give alms, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your alms may be in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you. And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you." (Matthew 6:1-6 RSV)

both of them need a nozzle strategically placed.

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"Rock your world"? She makes it sound like she had a three-way with Timmy and Jesus in a cheap motel LeftyMom Dec 2011 #1
LOL! graywarrior Dec 2011 #3
I was going to post "She totally wants to have sex with him", but sadly, bullwinkle428 Dec 2011 #4
excellent. i t-bow u. m(_ _)m marasinghe Dec 2011 #7
If the Church is a rockin', don't come a-knockin'! provis99 Dec 2011 #16
That's our Sarah, knockin' boots with Jesus! DCKit Dec 2011 #22
There's vomit on my keyboard graywarrior Dec 2011 #2
Here is what I think of Tim Tebow RandySF Dec 2011 #5
You forgot one thing, though. Ikonoklast Dec 2011 #10
L O L Muskypundit Dec 2011 #11
I like him. emilyg Dec 2011 #18
suck on this, Palin: roguevalley Dec 2011 #6
+30584 Angry Dragon Dec 2011 #9
not a Tebow fan Danmel Dec 2011 #19
"Beware of practicing your piety..." DCKit Dec 2011 #23
Yeahwhatever, Sarah... LadyHawkAZ Dec 2011 #8
harsh pic aletier_v Dec 2011 #12
EVERYBODY wants some Jesus. He's tired. DCKit Dec 2011 #24
You'd be too if you were over 2000 years old madokie Dec 2011 #26
Check out the post again... updated. DCKit Dec 2011 #27
Too cool madokie Dec 2011 #28
+1. nt.` Hosnon Dec 2011 #17
I have nothing against Tebow- looks like he'll grow to possibly be a great QB... richmwill Dec 2011 #13
"Except you'enthrall me, never shall be free,/ Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me." MisterP Dec 2011 #14
Way to completely sponge off of the goodwill your target audience has for Tim Tebow. Hosnon Dec 2011 #15
Palin might be a Satanist plant, trying to make Christianity look ridiculous. DirkGently Dec 2011 #20
Especially "Motherhood". DCKit Dec 2011 #25
Anything for attention. nt BootinUp Dec 2011 #21
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