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Turborama

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Fri Sep 26, 2014, 01:04 AM Sep 2014

'Sorry for algebra' and more #MuslimApologies [View all]


An image of Muslim mathematician Al-Khwarizmi was shared by many

Muslims around the world have been posting sarcastic messages on social media, in a bid to counter a wave of hostility towards Islam.

First came #NotInMyName, a hashtag popularised by moderate Muslims to denounce terrorist groups, and their actions. "Al-Qaeda, Taliban, ISIS and 9/11... do not represent me bec my religion doesn't teach hate & murder," read a typical message on Twitter. The hashtag has been used almost 50,000 times in the last week alone, and is still gaining momentum.

The earnest campaign didn't sit easily with everyone, however, and some felt it pandered unnecessarily to the Western media. "I'm tired of seeing Muslims rip themselves apart in apologies to prove their humanity to Islamophobes with campaigns like #notinmyname," said one.

Soon enough, the hashtag's satirical counterpart emerged. On Tuesday #MuslimApologies appeared, and quickly gathered pace. It has been used almost 30,000 times in the last 48 hours.

"Sorry for Algebra, cameras, universities, hospitals, oh and coffee too," wrote one. "I'm so sorry for coffee, cheques, parachutes, chemistry, inoculations, soap, shampoo, cameras," said another, and "I'm sorry it was a Muslim woman, Fatima Muhammad Al-Fihri, that established the world's first university," said a third. They soon spun out into the absurd. "I'm sorry he took his shoes off," and "Sorry for inventing /discovering everything you can't imagine living without," were both retweeted hundreds of times.

More: http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-29362370

https://twitter.com/hashtag/MuslimApologies?src=hash
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Dear, Algebra. Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #1
The ignorance of this post is appalling. longship Sep 2014 #2
Somebody must be fun at parties. LeftyMom Sep 2014 #3
Indeed, you ought to hear my chemistry jokes. longship Sep 2014 #7
That reminds me of this one. Two chemists go into a bar, Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #11
Reminds me of the philosopher joke... pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #13
I love that one. Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #14
this thread burst my bubble coldbeer Sep 2014 #23
You'll never be French, either. Aristus Sep 2014 #49
Aristus, you made my day this Saturday before 4a coldbeer Sep 2014 #50
Okay, well, now I've learned something, too. Aristus Sep 2014 #53
LOL!!!!!!!! dixiegrrrrl Sep 2014 #27
LOL! bvf Sep 2014 #20
The first law of holes refers delete_bush Sep 2014 #15
Izzat another dimethylchickenwire joke? eridani Sep 2014 #22
I don't believe that joke will damage algebra, calculus, trigonometry, math Uncle Joe Sep 2014 #4
! Turborama Sep 2014 #5
Common sense yields many dividends pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #6
IMHO you're one of the funniest people here Turborama Sep 2014 #48
No, you're wrong deutsey Sep 2014 #29
lol. i have an advanced degree in stats and i find the post hillarious. nt La Lioness Priyanka Sep 2014 #8
Here's another math-related joke. Jim Lane Sep 2014 #32
Tri-town IGA says 14 items or fewer. Throckmorton Sep 2014 #33
I'm pleasantly surprised. Thanks! (n/t) Jim Lane Sep 2014 #34
spelling and reading are not exactly the same thing though. nt La Lioness Priyanka Sep 2014 #42
As Jerry Seinfeld would say, "Really?" nt valerief Sep 2014 #10
He was only making a joke. Enthusiast Sep 2014 #12
I WILL KICK HUMORLESS MATH LITERATE LONGSHIP ASS Skittles Sep 2014 #19
We can always count on you! betsuni Sep 2014 #25
hey was that a pun? Skittles Sep 2014 #46
An elementary school level pun, yeah. betsuni Sep 2014 #47
Don't be so hard on yourself. Think of it as from your pre-algebraic period. pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #51
you want I should kick pre-algebraic ass, pinboy3niner? Skittles Sep 2014 #52
Every mathematics teacher I ever had bvf Sep 2014 #21
Haven't you ever heard a joke before? Dorian Gray Sep 2014 #24
Oh my.... yeoman6987 Sep 2014 #28
You do not speak for all "math literate folks." Ms. Toad Sep 2014 #30
You know, not everything is about you. Rex Sep 2014 #31
No, what's appalling is your extreme and ridiculous reaction. cui bono Sep 2014 #35
One of My Advanced Degrees Is In Applied Mathematics ProfessorGAC Sep 2014 #41
"Us math literate" ...hope math is your day job. nt Dreamer Tatum Sep 2014 #43
LOL! Good catch. bvf Sep 2014 #45
Funny! valerief Sep 2014 #9
Forgive me for going off on a tangent, FrodosPet Sep 2014 #18
Cosined... I love it. Taitertots Sep 2014 #55
ok..THAT is funny. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2014 #26
Thank god GummyBearz Sep 2014 #16
lol La Lioness Priyanka Sep 2014 #17
Algebra predates the Muslims by over 2000 years KurtNYC Sep 2014 #36
Well, too bad. Those Babylonians shoulda filed a patent. Arugula Latte Sep 2014 #39
It's about time!! Coventina Sep 2014 #37
Really should just add a "sorry for holding into Western civilization for you" NuclearDem Sep 2014 #38
I love Algebra, but I hate Geometry Yavin4 Sep 2014 #40
my life in mathematics shireen Sep 2014 #44
The OP was not about algebra Bragi Sep 2014 #54
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