Sandy Rios, American Family Association: marriage equality means we all gonna die

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6. I can't take seriously the tantrums of a man whose name sounds like a urological condition.

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Reince Priebus.

It really does sound like a venereal disease or perhaps a biological cause of erectile dysfunction and rectal cancer...or all of the above.

I'm sorry Mr. Cheney, we tried everything we could...your Reince Priebus was too advanced and there's nothing we can do to restore penile function. At this point, we've got to seriously consider if the best course of action is amputation before it spreads to your perineum and anus. As I am sure you are aware, colo-rectal Reince Priebus is always fatal.