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In reply to the discussion: The long, LONG, LONGER list of VEGAN-CAUSED health ailments, diseases, and deaths.. [View all]opiate69
(10,129 posts)63. Let the rabbits wear glasses!
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary.
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The long, LONG, LONGER list of VEGAN-CAUSED health ailments, diseases, and deaths.. [View all]
Veganhealedme
Oct 2014
OP
I love the way the article accuses him of "lying" and then QUOTES him "admitting."
MADem
Oct 2014
#152
Good for you, not good for the environment. But hey! Mmmmmm…. industrial meat.
KittyWampus
Oct 2014
#31
I've been reading through all the posts here and I have to say, it's going to be really HARD
napi21
Oct 2014
#133
Also raw for thirty is a good doc. I have sent it to relatives but they say you don't have diabetes
lunasun
Oct 2014
#108
I am no defender of meat or meat eating (I haven't eaten red meat for decades), but
Arugula Latte
Oct 2014
#178
Really? Restricted diet? Most of the meat eaters I know, and I live in a foodie town, eat far less
Luminous Animal
Oct 2014
#123
Great for you. I do experiment with foods to find which ones trigger my inflamation
NightWatcher
Oct 2014
#13
A few years ago, I went from SAD to lacto veg, but jumped from veg to raw. I never felt better, but
freshwest
Oct 2014
#144
Right. There has to be something to end that hunger, I've noticed it's a process
freshwest
Oct 2014
#167
Difference being, one has had extensive plastic surgery, the other has not.
Luminous Animal
Oct 2014
#124
Yes, as a matter of fact, this woman looks positively ancient compared to my
Ecumenist
Oct 2014
#161
Yup, my Mom - except for the salon and spa treatments the above lady obviously gets. Genetics.
haele
Oct 2014
#173
It's not for everyone. I have a friend who was made sick and weak by veganism.
Brickbat
Oct 2014
#38
Beef short ribs last night. My Wife cooked 'em. Melt in your mouth.
cherokeeprogressive
Oct 2014
#106
No meds. Horrendous rotator cuff though; it's getting operated on in November.
cherokeeprogressive
Oct 2014
#102
Well just stand back.. I have a vegan story and it will get some peoples goat
Peacetrain
Oct 2014
#64
I'm 55 and, similarly, I never liked the taste of meat, so when I went vegetarian, I learned what I
Luminous Animal
Oct 2014
#125
There is a point where, when meat is cooking, and the fat is being rendered off it, that it makes
Arugula Latte
Oct 2014
#177
Good on you Vegan. I have been trying to go vegan, old habits are dying hard here.
Dont call me Shirley
Oct 2014
#119