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145. Asparagus is so fickle

Thu Oct 9, 2014, 12:16 PM

Oct 2014

Some people have stinky pee from it and can't smell it.

Some people don't get asparagus stink at all.

Never had the beet pee, but I did get pretty pink poo once.

And, getting back to the smelly pee, my main stinkfests come from

asparagus, cabbage, Chinese food, seafood, and chicken.

Someday I'm going to scarf down all of those at once just to see what happens.

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