Police release report on Palin family brawl

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50. They kept getting the nasty name mixed up, too. The first time she told the cop he

called her a slut. Then she changed it to "cunt." Then Todd said he called her a bitch. But no other witness heard him call her anything. All said he was calm and controlled with her and did not fight back at all when she was punching him, though he did eventually hold her arms to stop her from throwing any more punches after the first 6.

I can't believe I read the whole thing! (Remember that Alka Seltzer commercial?)

But what all the other witnesses say is that when drunk Bristol came tearing around to the back yard threatening to "kick some bitch's ass," Korey told her she wouldn't be starting any fights there and he wanted her off his property. When she demanded, "Who the f*ck are you," he told her he owned the house, and then she insisted that he did NOT own the place and she would knock him out too.

Then he said, "Go ahead and hit me," and when she did, he said, "If that make's you feel good, hit me again," so she landed 5 more hard punches to his face, using both hands. Finally tiring of being assaulted, he grabbed her arms to stop the punches and pushed her away from him, but drunk as she was, she fell down. One witness said that some of the wives also came to help pull Bristol away from Korey, and that she fell down when they did. But Bristol's version has Korey knocking her to the ground and then dragging her around by the legs while calling her nasty names.

Then Todd came running around to the back yard ready to fight Korey, claiming he called Bristol a bitch. That started round three or four, since the Palins were involved in at least one fight out front up the street, possibly two--or that might have been just an extension of the first one.

When the cops were talking to Korey, Todd and Sarah also approached angrily and started yelling at him.

And, no, they had not been invited to the party. They just decided to show up since it was Todd's birthday, too, and he had heard Korey was throwing a big party for three other people. Apparently Korey was quite annoyed about their uninvited appearance at the party, too.