Car Trips With Wingnuts (subtitled, What I Learned Today) [View all]

[Ruby the Liberal]

1. Ann Romney is the shining example of a housewife because she was able to manage so many nannies and groundskeepers. She was a super mom and a veritable project manager, all at the same time.

2. Michele Obama is a horrifying racist shrew who hates all white people by default and is determined to off them, what with her communistic dietary restrictions that are going to starve children.

3. Marijuana may START as a plant, but they TURN it into a chemical. (You mean by growing it and then drying it like basil?) No, and it is much better for society to take pharmaceutical drugs that are developed for things (er, aren't those chemicals to begin with?) Yes, but they are LEGAL and created naturally, like basil.

Shit on a stick.

I have never felt the need to jump from a moving vehicle before, but I get it now.