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SwampG8r

(10,287 posts)
4. i bet there are some in there if you can just get inside
Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:49 AM
Apr 2012

here is a alabama story
wife and myself in huntsville pick up rental car at airport
lady says"aint got no tags but you tell them susan at the airpot said we were getting it in the mail and show them your papers"
and she said it so sweet and pretty it made sense at the time
that night going to find dreamland we got pulled over
"wheres your tags?" the giant huntsville bubba asks
so we told him all about susan at the airport and he looked at the papers and he said
"well..ok if susie says it i guess its right where yall going tonight?" and we said dreamland to which he replied
"oh man i love me some dreamland.... come on and follow me" and proceeded to give us a lights and siren escort to dreamland
and refused to let me pay

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