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161. it is not funny. eom

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Sun Oct 12, 2014, 05:01 PM

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Post your Ebola symptoms. [View all] Barack_America Oct 2014 OP

Lots of sneezing Mz Pip Oct 2014 #1

Apparently household pets carry Ebola. Barack_America Oct 2014 #4

OMG! Politicalboi Oct 2014 #14

When I was weedeating the yard a few days ago I was hit in the eye madokie Oct 2014 #2

Better follow up to be sure you're not affected by Ebola's nasty cousin--E. Boli pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #8

Actually it could have been pipi_k Oct 2014 #19

I thought owl bolusks were only used for monuments and graves. nt pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #23

You are better than this Aerows Oct 2014 #73

I see this thread as mocking the hysteria pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #78

I'm terrified for people in my immediate family Aerows Oct 2014 #151

I've been finding people everywhere making light of their own fears this way. Voice for Peace Oct 2014 #89

yep, and pipi_k Oct 2014 #122

Hiding remarkably insensitive posts. Luminous Animal Oct 2014 #3

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Seroiusly, is this the best you can do? brooklynite Oct 2014 #135

Shit. I have those, too! notrightatall Oct 2014 #5

Desiring gun ownership onehandle Oct 2014 #6

Hot flashes. cwydro Oct 2014 #7

. Barack_America Oct 2014 #15

My 88 year old mom just flew back from Europe. cwydro Oct 2014 #24

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OMG, spinbaby Oct 2014 #117

I have this mole... Horse with no Name Oct 2014 #9

Are you sure it's a mole? Voles are much cuter. Autumn Oct 2014 #82

Dizzy, unsteady on my feet. Feel like I'm drunk. Downwinder Oct 2014 #10

This one made me giggle. cwydro Oct 2014 #26

Have you been to West Africa in the past 21 days? herding cats Oct 2014 #41

^^^^ DUZY^^^^^ alittlelark Oct 2014 #48

. herding cats Oct 2014 #66

Gin and tonic is supposed to be good for Malaria. Downwinder Oct 2014 #58

I'm willing to try it. Barack_America Oct 2014 #61

Good for what ails you. Downwinder Oct 2014 #63

It's worth clinical study. herding cats Oct 2014 #65

I have relatives in Houston - should I be worried? hedgehog Oct 2014 #101

Have you emailed them? If so, what connection do you have? Barack_America Oct 2014 #102

My God, I hope they use a proxy!!! pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #103

Well, I live in the United States, which is where Houston is located! Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #143

Erectile disfunction. madinmaryland Oct 2014 #11

Well, Ebola only strikes when the moment's right. NuclearDem Oct 2014 #119

Projectile vomiting like a 105mm Howitzer. cherokeeprogressive Oct 2014 #12

You just need to stop thinking about the Dodgers' postseason. LeftyMom Oct 2014 #38

It's a cannondrum pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #49

Damn. LeftyMom nailed it. It wasn't Ebola; it was Welosta. Dry heaves now. Besides... cherokeeprogressive Oct 2014 #93

You've been unjustly accused of misfire on this thread. Some have recoiled, but I think keeping msanthrope Oct 2014 #132

InContinents nt Xipe Totec Oct 2014 #13

I'm in the oklahoma continent, am I at risk? n/t 5X Oct 2014 #18

You are now, since they didn't keep it in continents of Africa. nt Xipe Totec Oct 2014 #20

Watery pipi_k Oct 2014 #16

Um, that would be normal cwydro Oct 2014 #30

You should try it sometime pipi_k Oct 2014 #125

I got the nighttime snifflin', sneezin', yes, stuffy head, coughin' achin', fever, so you can rest alcibiades_mystery Oct 2014 #17

I had a headache Beaverhausen Oct 2014 #21

I have this terrible, insane desire to go..> BlueJazz Oct 2014 #22

OMG!!!!1111 pipi_k Oct 2014 #126

Has ebowling been invented yet? Voice for Peace Oct 2014 #147

My back hurts and so does my tummy. herding cats Oct 2014 #25

Fever, abdominal pain. MissB Oct 2014 #27

I have dirty thoughts about doing unnatural acts Douglas Carpenter Oct 2014 #28

Headache, diarrhea, nausea, abdominal pain . . . Strelnikov_ Oct 2014 #29

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headache, stuffy head, stomach ache uppityperson Oct 2014 #32

My hair's on fire and I keep running around in circles screaming jeff47 Oct 2014 #33

I sneezed about a week ago AwakeAtLast Oct 2014 #34

A seemingly irreversible aversion to work BeyondGeography Oct 2014 #35

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To quote the great Tug McGraw BeyondGeography Oct 2014 #81

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LMAO! BeyondGeography Oct 2014 #90

Amen! It's catching! nt babylonsister Oct 2014 #67

Oh crap. Everyone in my office has Ebola Taitertots Oct 2014 #152

Occasional coughing. Brigid Oct 2014 #36

I've been bleeding for days, my back hurts, and I keep thinking about stabbing people. LeftyMom Oct 2014 #39

Well played. herding cats Oct 2014 #43

I don't think that's what they mean by 'stabbing pain' pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #52

Best answer evah!!!!!! Marrah_G Oct 2014 #94

Itchy rectum and smelly finger. nt Dreamer Tatum Oct 2014 #42

is this supposed to be a joke? noiretextatique Oct 2014 #45

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See post 15. Barack_America Oct 2014 #50

+1 n/t Spazito Oct 2014 #71

Get a grip. nt cwydro Oct 2014 #57

get a soul nt noiretextatique Oct 2014 #160

it's called humor, relax and smile a little, the world is not ending. Marrah_G Oct 2014 #95

it is not funny. eom noiretextatique Oct 2014 #161

I get that you don't find it funny Marrah_G Oct 2014 #162

i get that other people do...i do not eom noiretextatique Oct 2014 #163

Had some wine tonight...... I have ALL of them !!! alittlelark Oct 2014 #46

Life is a cabernet, my friend pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #55

Had it for about a week. Cured it, though. NuclearDem Oct 2014 #51

Yes, i have a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter Ilsa Oct 2014 #53

Tourettes ErikJ Oct 2014 #54

Itchy nose XemaSab Oct 2014 #56

This question sound like a job for the Magic 8-Ball pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #60

Absolutely! Feral Child Oct 2014 #106

A repeated need for food, at regular intervals. CaptainTruth Oct 2014 #59

Do I now have to be quarantined... MoonchildCA Oct 2014 #62

Go ask the families of the dead in Africa. kestrel91316 Oct 2014 #64

I can't because of the travel bans and quarantines you keep demanding... Barack_America Oct 2014 #68

Or the people that have to work Aerows Oct 2014 #72

why insensitivity? Do you think the people in this thread, who are making fun of their own fears, Voice for Peace Oct 2014 #148

I'm not superior Aerows Oct 2014 #149

It is scary. But I don't think we ought to let ourselves be scared. Voice for Peace Oct 2014 #157

kestrel, you're better than this. Feral Child Oct 2014 #115

I feel as though I have an animated hammer inside my brain RufusTFirefly Oct 2014 #69

I remember that one! Rhiannon12866 Oct 2014 #97

Last week pipi_k Oct 2014 #131

"I'd rather do it myself!!" RufusTFirefly Oct 2014 #141

Did you know pipi_k Oct 2014 #144

Haha! No!! RufusTFirefly Oct 2014 #146

This post contains so much Aerows Oct 2014 #70

Oh yes, there has been much concern on DU for West Africans. Barack_America Oct 2014 #79

Get a grip. Feral Child Oct 2014 #111

It's "whiny bullshit" Aerows Oct 2014 #153

Best of luck to your care-givers. Seriously. Feral Child Oct 2014 #159

I'm troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night betsuni Oct 2014 #74

Had a fever so went to town so I could buy some over the counter medicine just Autumn Oct 2014 #75

But at any point did you breastfeed? Barack_America Oct 2014 #83

The pit bull wasn't hungry, but I did offer Autumn Oct 2014 #84

When I last cut my toenails, I could not get that little sharp edge in the corner. Jamastiene Oct 2014 #76

My pee smells and I pooped green. zappaman Oct 2014 #77

Lay off the asparagus pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #80

This reminds me of the time I had a asparagus and beet salad..... msanthrope Oct 2014 #138

Asparagus is so fickle pipi_k Oct 2014 #145

Great post! C Moon Oct 2014 #85

I have this rash on my elbow Fred Friendlier Oct 2014 #86

Pretty mild, but I think I've only got just a touch of ebola Voice for Peace Oct 2014 #87

Being a dark-skinned African-American. rocktivity Oct 2014 #91

Mine are EXACTLY the same as yours except crim son Oct 2014 #92

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Don't worry, you'll recover from your physical ailments just fine pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #99

I have a headache davidpdx Oct 2014 #98

The most fatal. Barack_America Oct 2014 #100

Did NOBODY pay attention to plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is? pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #104

Ennui, lethargy, Feral Child Oct 2014 #105

OMG, did you say malaise? pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #107

Oh, I'm on meds. Feral Child Oct 2014 #112

Heh pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #114

One of the symptoms is talking TV without context. NuclearDem Oct 2014 #118

Turn on the TV Right Fuggin' NOW!!!! nt msanthrope Oct 2014 #128

That's every day for me when I get up. hobbit709 Oct 2014 #108

I'm fighting cold symptoms. AngryOldDem Oct 2014 #109

A sudden hatred of all things FOX NEWS... yuiyoshida Oct 2014 #110

I'm too busy running from Chikungunya malaise Oct 2014 #113

Get well, get well soon, we hope you will get well betsuni Oct 2014 #116

Shitty attitude.....n/t Hotler Oct 2014 #120

well my internal organs shut down this morning... Javaman Oct 2014 #121

EBOLA ZOMBIE NuclearDem Oct 2014 #123

do you honestly have any idea what ebola does to the human body? Javaman Oct 2014 #124

I'm not ridiculing Ebola victims. NuclearDem Oct 2014 #137

Flight attendents monitoring bathroom usage HockeyMom Oct 2014 #127

Lower back pain, abdominal cramping, wind, a yearning for a sturdy red and my msanthrope Oct 2014 #129

I have a slight headache. ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2014 #130

Totally should. But call CNN first. Barack_America Oct 2014 #158

I smell butter when I sneeze. FSogol Oct 2014 #133

headache and vomity La Lioness Priyanka Oct 2014 #134

Delusions about winning the lottery! mfcorey1 Oct 2014 #136

The primary symptom is worrying about Ebola FLPanhandle Oct 2014 #139

Itchy eyes, sinus headache, congestion ellie Oct 2014 #140

I think my computer has ebola LeftInTX Oct 2014 #142

Same here. KamaAina Oct 2014 #150

I am not fearful of the disease but nor am I arthritisR_US Oct 2014 #154

I yell Benghazi and ISIS all the time Sanity Claws Oct 2014 #155

Aching muscels but then that might be the arthritis that I have been diagnosed with. jwirr Oct 2014 #156

YOU are a bad, bad poster! cwydro Oct 2014 #164