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78. I hate to be a killjoy, but cheese addiction is no laughing matter!

Mon Oct 13, 2014, 03:24 AM

Oct 2014

Think, people. Lactose intolerance. Delicious wheels of the finest Emmental (the Swiss are a clever mountain dairy people!) are available to you, a cheese addict, around the clock, with no one to curb your excesses, to say "Put down the cheese slicer and walk away, I beg you." There will be turbulence, there will be explosions. Will you be able to go about your day as usual? No you will not. You will stay within running distance of the facilities. This is why Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the public's view. He's on his other throne.

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A silent thread for Kim Jong-Un [View all] Kaleva Oct 2014 OP

................ mylye2222 Oct 2014 #1

Silent *and* looking at stuff: UTUSN Oct 2014 #53

Make7 Oct 2014 #2

KIM JONG UN!! A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #3

He's UN-matched, UN-approachable, UN-believeble, UN-surpassed hifiguy Oct 2014 #35

Let's all raise a glass of 7-UP for the glorious leader. Dr. Strange Oct 2014 #52

The man had (has) style! FrodosPet Oct 2014 #40

LOL Marrah_G Oct 2014 #45

Kim Jong illah hip hop legend Generic Other Oct 2014 #72

OH....BTW..... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #4

I have a picture but I won't risk the hide. Luminous Animal Oct 2014 #7

Oh....come on! A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #21

I had the same reaction. Aerows Oct 2014 #48

Not touching that with a 10-ft penis. DRoseDARs Oct 2014 #60

Its a dictator...who doesn't have Tea ( Party?) mylye2222 Oct 2014 #8

NAILED IT! n/t A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #23

He isn't old enough to get that extra "t" yet. Kaleva Oct 2014 #10

LOL....don't! "Dicator" is funny! n/t A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #14

You don't know what a dicator is? Ya newb! demwing Oct 2014 #13

HEY! YA THINK I JUST FELL OFFA THE YAM WAGON?!? A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #18

This screams for highlights demwing Oct 2014 #26

OH yeah! I have one of those! A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #29

Is a yam wagon Aerows Oct 2014 #49

They're made by the same manufacturer. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #76

� Mugu Oct 2014 #5

I was going to add a link to the "Smiling North Koreans" thread... SidDithers Oct 2014 #6

Surely you can find photos of Baltimore . . .nt geek tragedy Oct 2014 #34

........... LeftInTX Oct 2014 #9

"In more dire need of a blowjob......" A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #25

or maybe NJCher Oct 2014 #63

I hope his successor is half as entertaining FLPanhandle Oct 2014 #11

.... Warpy Oct 2014 #12

Also spare a thought for his official decoy look-a-likes Bosonic Oct 2014 #15

Now I won't be able to get anything done the rest of the day. Brigid Oct 2014 #30

Some of you are mailing in your show of grief Kaleva Oct 2014 #16

Hey, I am rending my garments and lamenting with great sincerity Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #19

Some of us pipi_k Oct 2014 #57

Show off. Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #62

... Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #17

Kim Jong-Un - might have felt better... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #27

.. Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #38

Cheesus, Mary and Joseph. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #42

. BuelahWitch Oct 2014 #20

Cheese loving dictator = Scott Walker undeterred Oct 2014 #22

He and Dennis Rodman Go Vols Oct 2014 #24

This seems a fitting tribute hifiguy Oct 2014 #28

This thread is destined for the DU Hall of Fame. Brigid Oct 2014 #31

Oh no... lamp_shade Oct 2014 #32

need a smilie for "fart noise made with armpit" nt geek tragedy Oct 2014 #33

I may go get some of that cheese cwydro Oct 2014 #36

I miss Hannah Bell on threads like these. nt msanthrope Oct 2014 #37

I wonder if he's / she's back again yet... SidDithers Oct 2014 #55

I will miss the way he used to inspect groceries and loaded buffet tables with his generals. TwilightGardener Oct 2014 #39

He's in love and in Argentina. randome Oct 2014 #41

Known in North Korea as hiking the 38th parallel. NuclearDem Oct 2014 #43

First, they came for Kim Jong Il DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2014 #44

. XemaSab Oct 2014 #46

This explains everything: femmocrat Oct 2014 #47

That is a scene from "Willy Wonka" that I've never seen before. Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #50

I blame Samsung for his disappearance. rug Oct 2014 #51

*shakes head* davidpdx Oct 2014 #54

I am suprised nobody figured it out Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #56

Maybe, but I noticed a slight limp fadedrose Oct 2014 #59

The news has been all over that limp and all other forms of speculation Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #61

Whatever the reason... fadedrose Oct 2014 #64

Yes well ah, ! Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #65

Don't know if I saw it or not fadedrose Oct 2014 #87

If you have some knowledge of how the system works over there by all means Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #89

I hope he's okay fadedrose Oct 2014 #58

he's a murdering pig. Liberal_in_LA Oct 2014 #67

Murdering has been a been part of their culture fadedrose Oct 2014 #68

You don't know much about this creep. cwydro Oct 2014 #74

Best DU thread of the decade graywarrior Oct 2014 #66

If Dear Leader returns healthy, all credit goes to those who posted here. Kaleva Oct 2014 #69

Best post ever! nt cwydro Oct 2014 #75

I concur. 100% Number23 Oct 2014 #71

He was on SNL last night. bigwillq Oct 2014 #70

I'm going to get some of that cheese he likes so much. cwydro Oct 2014 #73

Dear Kim Jong-Un; please don't listen to killjoys LeftishBrit Oct 2014 #77

I hate to be a killjoy, but cheese addiction is no laughing matter! betsuni Oct 2014 #78

Coup? Ebola? HipChick Oct 2014 #79

Thanks to you who have posted and sent vibes! Dear Leader has returned!!! Kaleva Oct 2014 #80

He will never become slim kim kim if he doesn't get back Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #81

He needs to abdicate in favor of his older brother, Kim Jong-nam Art_from_Ark Oct 2014 #82

Kicked and recced cwydro Oct 2014 #83

Since he's back ! Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #84

He's back? Be still my beating heart. pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #85

I think yer on to it ! Wash. state Desk Jet Oct 2014 #88

Shouldn't there be an "unlit candle" smilie for this? n/t. Ken Burch Oct 2014 #86