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Warren DeMontague

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85. No, mere fleeing isn't good enough. Stripping down naked in the midday sun,

Tue Oct 21, 2014, 04:05 AM

Oct 2014

leaving their car (parked safely) with the keys inside, then running for the hills (which hills? It DOESNT MATTER MAN) while screaming at the top of their lungs "Aiee Aiee Aiee The Nuptualizing Sodomites Are Immanentizing The Eschaton! HOLY MOLY JESUS FEETS DONT FAIL ME, NOW!" and maybe doing some sort of a frenetic crazy legs dance, like charlie chaplin on PCP.

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Pat Robertson: Christians should flee states with marriage equality [View all] shenmue Oct 2014 OP

If they are Christian homophobes, I couldn't agree more! Don't let the door hit you... OregonBlue Oct 2014 #1

where the good lord split you! ProfessorPlum Oct 2014 #14

As my dad used to say... LeftofObama Oct 2014 #17

They should just all walk in to the sea in protest! NYtoBush-Drop Dead Oct 2014 #110

Goodbye and Good Riddance, I say. MineralMan Oct 2014 #2

Oh da kitty makes me smile . Pat ? Always the same response to his crap comments lunasun Oct 2014 #3

yassssssss La Lioness Priyanka Oct 2014 #4

The kitten is smiling because he knows The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2014 #5

Please do. It's legal here. Tierra_y_Libertad Oct 2014 #6

A splendid idea. hifiguy Oct 2014 #7

Fine With Me- Electoral Politics Would Be a Lot Better Stallion Oct 2014 #10

I wonder if he feels that all of the Mormons should move from Utah then?... cascadiance Oct 2014 #31

Door's over there. Goodbye. closeupready Oct 2014 #8

Pat Robinson should be speaking from a padded cell! n/t RKP5637 Oct 2014 #9

I agree with the padded cell part FiveGoodMen Oct 2014 #46

He's a real case, isn't he. n/t RKP5637 Oct 2014 #74

So, has he chosen a destination state for himself yet? arcane1 Oct 2014 #11

My thoughts too. What state are they going too? B Calm Oct 2014 #20

The state of denial most likely. eom Blanks Oct 2014 #30

Bingo Botany Oct 2014 #44

I like the long-term implications of this... Blue Owl Oct 2014 #12

Fine with me! City Lights Oct 2014 #13

Well, if you're the cool kinda Christian, Le Taz Hot Oct 2014 #15

If you're the cool kinda Christian, Mariana Oct 2014 #29

I'll be more than happy to show them the door tabbycat31 Oct 2014 #16

Great. Easier to round 'em up for the FEMA camps... bluesbassman Oct 2014 #18

Yes! Go to hell, do not collect $200, and do not come back. hunter Oct 2014 #19

Please do. nt silvershadow Oct 2014 #21

Saudi Arabia even beheads people Orsino Oct 2014 #22

Better yet, send them to South Africa. Rozlee Oct 2014 #52

Jonestown, Guyana B Calm Oct 2014 #60

Yeah, they already have enough Kool-Aid. Rozlee Oct 2014 #63

Yes! Throw yourselves off cliffs into the sea and swim to freedom, Oppressed Ones! Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #23

Yes! Go, go! sinkingfeeling Oct 2014 #24

Yes, Yes, Yes! SoapBox Oct 2014 #25

Flee, flee, flee n/t etherealtruth Oct 2014 #26

As a person who lives in a state with marriage equality... Bjorn Against Oct 2014 #27

Ironic advice... Turbineguy Oct 2014 #28

Oh, please TNNurse Oct 2014 #32

I figure we'll be the last state. Lars39 Oct 2014 #34

Please do. That way we could get them out of North Carolina and Lex Oct 2014 #33

Wouldn't that be sweet? Jamastiene Oct 2014 #88

Yeah - keep doing that. ThoughtCriminal Oct 2014 #35

Will they be coming to Ohio? Dirty Socialist Oct 2014 #36

Is Antarctica a state? shenmue Oct 2014 #37

Yes, I can see it from my house SCantiGOP Oct 2014 #47

the way Antartica is breaking apart MFM008 Oct 2014 #105

Geez, there goes the neighborhood...... irisblue Oct 2014 #107

bye.. mountain grammy Oct 2014 #38

You will immediately give me the Kitty. BlueJazz Oct 2014 #39

I will fight you for the Kitty. Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #76

I have big sci-co-lodge-a-cull problem. You would fight for Kitty. You must love Kitty. BlueJazz Oct 2014 #78

I like that logic. Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #79

If only... americannightmare Oct 2014 #40

Oregon - you need to think a bit bigger LynneSin Oct 2014 #42

Who would have thought I'd ever agree with Pat Robertson LynneSin Oct 2014 #41

I second the motion. EEO Oct 2014 #43

oh, yes! oh, please! oldandhappy Oct 2014 #45

Then a state can add "And less Christians per square foot than any other" to their motto. jtuck004 Oct 2014 #48

So, when all 50 go Scott6113 Oct 2014 #49

be nice if we could,.... Cryptoad Oct 2014 #50

Uganda enid602 Oct 2014 #51

Russia theHandpuppet Oct 2014 #59

You beat me to it underpants Oct 2014 #102

We all agree: 1) the Robertson 'Christians' should go, go, go; and 2) we want the kitty! Shrike47 Oct 2014 #53

I think the only thing we disagree on is that Robertson Christians should remain in the U.S.... Moonwalk Oct 2014 #57

This has to be a first on DU. Jamastiene Oct 2014 #87

Get thee gone Pat! sheshe2 Oct 2014 #54

You're welcome shenmue Oct 2014 #112

I've been looking forward with great anticipation stage left Oct 2014 #55

That's a fantastic idea Patty, let me see here, cntrygrl Oct 2014 #56

Let 'em go to Iran or Saudi Arabia. randome Oct 2014 #62

Thanks for the kitten discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2014 #58

I never, ever mercuryblues Oct 2014 #61

i wish this gentleman would quit speaking for me allan01 Oct 2014 #64

If only hell did exist, Pat would have a first class ticket. randys1 Oct 2014 #65

The fact that he's still alive is proof of Satan's existence, I am certain. Initech Oct 2014 #71

It's much easier to flee states where Pat Roberstons' network is broadcast. Initech Oct 2014 #66

Pat Robertson's "Christians" should not be allowed anywhere near kittens. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2014 #67

I live in Arizona, and I totally believe that this should be the immutable law of the land!!! Zorra Oct 2014 #68

Arizona liberal, here. ChazInAz Oct 2014 #97

Sounds like a winner to me! Warpy Oct 2014 #69

News Alert: Pat Robertson Flees United States Because Gay Marriage Legal In All 50 Dont call me Shirley Oct 2014 #70

C'mon, Pat. Put your money where your mouth is. tanyev Oct 2014 #72

Sorry Pat, I like Calilfornia. nt demosincebirth Oct 2014 #73

If that happened, I might actually go back to church! AwakeAtLast Oct 2014 #75

... Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #77

This! yuiyoshida Oct 2014 #89

Bravely, brave Sir Robin ran away hifiguy Oct 2014 #94

I think Dirty Socialist Oct 2014 #80

Maybe Jeebus can rapture them Dirty Socialist Oct 2014 #81

So that means once all 50 states Jamaal510 Oct 2014 #82

can we put 'em on an island somewhere far away? Skittles Oct 2014 #83

"Oh and here's a kitten.." Rofl, shenmue! Flee baby flee.. go to the red states.. see how ya do! Cha Oct 2014 #84

Thank you shenmue Oct 2014 #90

No, mere fleeing isn't good enough. Stripping down naked in the midday sun, Warren DeMontague Oct 2014 #85

. Jamastiene Oct 2014 #86

There should be some nice cars and houses hifiguy Oct 2014 #96

Please, do! eom. 1StrongBlackMan Oct 2014 #91

Please do! That'll make the 32 states bluer! muntrv Oct 2014 #92

Robertson was specifically nilesobek Oct 2014 #93

Buh-bye! NastyRiffraff Oct 2014 #95

now that Wyoming has it, gejohnston Oct 2014 #98

k and r and thanks for the kitten!! it would be lovely if all those homophobic jerks would leave-- niyad Oct 2014 #99

You're welcome shenmue Oct 2014 #100

Oh, please no. Ohio has too many of those nimrods already. riqster Oct 2014 #101

Then get your smarmy ass out of Virginia, home to Regent University... KansDem Oct 2014 #103

I think it's a wonderful idea - LibertyLover Oct 2014 #104

Ding! shenmue Oct 2014 #106

Run, run, run! Run away from the gay! Save yourself!! lindysalsagal Oct 2014 #108

Oh goodie--the Fundies Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #109

Let's help them pack!!! blkmusclmachine Oct 2014 #111