Monica Lewinsky

[MADem]

51. I think she doth protest too much.

It seems to me that every time she needs money, she goes out on the road rehashing her pizza and oral sex stories. Her latest stunts are this one, and a compensated article/photo shoot for VF.

I'm sure that there are few people who can even remember who Fanne Foxe is, or what she looked like. Yet she brought down the Most Powerful Congressman on the Hill with a simple drunken dip in the Tidal Basin. And that was a S-C-A-N-D-A-L, but it happened before the 24 hour news cycle became an art form. And, if ya wanna be technical, since the Chair of Ways and Means holds the nation's purse strings, it could be argued that Wilbur Mills, at the time of his scandal, was at least as powerful as the POTUS, anyway!

The cover-up story was hilarious, too--no one believed it, particularly since Wilbur was a regular at the Silver Slipper, where The Argentine Firecracker worked...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/tours/scandal/tidalbas.htm