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38. Quick, scoop up the broken pieces and put them into the ark of the covenant

Reply to savalez (Original post)

Fri Oct 24, 2014, 01:44 PM

Oct 2014

You'll be able to topple entire cities with it. That is until Indiana Jones comes along and steals it from you.

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A car smashed the 10 commandments monument at the Oklahoma State Capitol [View all] savalez Oct 2014 OP

Well, after Moses got pissed off and broke the first set of tablets, MineralMan Oct 2014 #1

"i give you these 15 ... 10 commandments!" unblock Oct 2014 #4

Hee hee savalez Oct 2014 #9

History of the World!!!!!!! MADem Oct 2014 #10

11. Though shall not go all Dukes of Hazzard on these Commandments underpants Oct 2014 #23

actually, i think the commandment about idolatry/graven images kinda says "but if you do, meh" unblock Oct 2014 #45

Ooh good point underpants Oct 2014 #55

lol Liberal_in_LA Oct 2014 #78

ROFL! Jamastiene Oct 2014 #93

Today, maybe Walmart has a stock of replacements for the faithful! RKP5637 Oct 2014 #16

George Carlin got them boiled down to two: Initech Oct 2014 #42

DUzy liberal N proud Oct 2014 #44

The cosmos has a sense of irony. hifiguy Oct 2014 #2

Aw. Iggo Oct 2014 #3

Will Moses have to go to the top of Mt. Sinai TexasTowelie Oct 2014 #5

Depends on what the warranty was! RKP5637 Oct 2014 #17

God's Will? KittyWampus Oct 2014 #6

Boom! Took the words right out of my mouth! valerief Oct 2014 #14

Well at least they didn't do it on the Sabbath underpants Oct 2014 #21

Good- never should have been there in the first place. Marrah_G Oct 2014 #7

I am sorry to see this... peace13 Oct 2014 #8

They were even more useful SoCalNative Oct 2014 #13

So many rules...so little time! peace13 Oct 2014 #49

Yep. Nothing too original aside from the "thou shalt have no other gods" part. nomorenomore08 Oct 2014 #95

Especially that "Thou shalt have no gods before me" MineralMan Oct 2014 #48

Not so much! peace13 Oct 2014 #56

So, 30% of the commandments make sense? MineralMan Oct 2014 #57

I don't have the time nor the desire to review all ten. peace13 Oct 2014 #58

Oh, all right... MineralMan Oct 2014 #65

I missed the idols and Sunday football rebuke! peace13 Oct 2014 #70

LOL, but claim "So many of the commandments are useful rules for people to follow". Weird. nt Logical Oct 2014 #90

So God the all-powerful and all-knowing could not stop a single car crashing into a monument? Youdontwantthetruth Oct 2014 #11

Maybe God the all-powerful intended for it to happen as a sign KittyWampus Oct 2014 #18

or Satan making room for his kid friendly monument Youdontwantthetruth Oct 2014 #19

I take it as a sign that some Okie had his load on n/t Strelnikov_ Oct 2014 #59

Or God figured it was too silly to be mucking about with. riqster Oct 2014 #63

I can not appreciate the destructiveness libodem Oct 2014 #12

very punny justice1 Oct 2014 #32

Yes, sometimes I'm a concrete thinker libodem Oct 2014 #81

You have cemented your reputation as a concrete thinker Generic Brad Oct 2014 #86

. libodem Oct 2014 #87

It's no use pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #89

Thst cracks me up libodem Oct 2014 #92

I've never been sedimental about religious artifacts. n/t cherokeeprogressive Oct 2014 #36

Wow savalez Oct 2014 #46

Isn't Oklahoma the state that took 2 hours to complete a botched death penalty execution ? KurtNYC Oct 2014 #15

They should hire the driver as state executioner ... eppur_se_muova Oct 2014 #74

That's a shame HERVEPA Oct 2014 #20

Send the perpetrator a dog biscuit and a medal. DinahMoeHum Oct 2014 #22

The 11th should be: savalez Oct 2014 #24

So we're cheering for vandalism now? Really? WillowTree Oct 2014 #25

To whom exactly are you referring to? savalez Oct 2014 #29

Just in general. WillowTree Oct 2014 #33

I happily applaud this destruction! ieoeja Oct 2014 #40

I rest my case. WillowTree Oct 2014 #43

Glad I could help. ieoeja Oct 2014 #47

yep 2pooped2pop Oct 2014 #83

So we're cheering for vandalism golden-girl Oct 2014 #31

That doesn't even make sense. WillowTree Oct 2014 #35

I'm thinking it has something to do with graven images. ieoeja Oct 2014 #41

... nomorenomore08 Oct 2014 #96

the vandalism occurred when the monument was erected.. frylock Oct 2014 #54

You just keep telling yourself that. WillowTree Oct 2014 #66

gosh. thanks for the pro tip.. frylock Oct 2014 #73

So you wish to claim. blm Oct 2014 #72

Which posts? nt Logical Oct 2014 #91

Kind of extreme get the red out Oct 2014 #26

fox will claim obama drove the car with hilary riding shotgun dembotoz Oct 2014 #27

They'll say Hillary was in the back seat wearing a kentucky derby hat. savalez Oct 2014 #34

As a life-long atheist, I condemn this. Throd Oct 2014 #28

What makes you think, yortsed snacilbuper Oct 2014 #64

Nothing. I never made that claim. Throd Oct 2014 #105

Well, it doesn't belong there. RedCappedBandit Oct 2014 #30

God is gonna be PISSED!!!! JoePhilly Oct 2014 #37

Quick, scoop up the broken pieces and put them into the ark of the covenant Yavin4 Oct 2014 #38

Then carry them around the heartland for 40 years. JoePhilly Oct 2014 #62

So we can melt Nazis with it? Cool! nomorenomore08 Oct 2014 #97

You have to cover your eyes Yavin4 Oct 2014 #104

Please tell me that they played the Dukes of Hazzard horn when they jumped the ramp. Initech Oct 2014 #39

Is it on YouTube? Downwinder Oct 2014 #51

Which is worse? Cartoonist Oct 2014 #50

In the literal sense this was a violation of the 2nd commandment postatomic Oct 2014 #52

God works in mysterious ways! RKP5637 Oct 2014 #53

oh no GummyBearz Oct 2014 #60

That ain't no ten commandments Strelnikov_ Oct 2014 #61

God's will. nt TeamPooka Oct 2014 #67

The Secret Service says the man told them that Satan made him crash his car into the statue. juxtaposed Oct 2014 #68

Thanks. I updated the OP. savalez Oct 2014 #69

Oh, you mean it was... Ampersand Unicode Oct 2014 #88

More like RNC operative told him to do it right before election to blm Oct 2014 #71

I'm guessing the reich wing "Christians" will go off on a how persecuted they are kick now. 47of74 Oct 2014 #75

That's just a funny story. notadmblnd Oct 2014 #76

It was an Act of God - LiberalElite Oct 2014 #77

Thou shalt not text while driving johnnypneumatic Oct 2014 #79

LOL savalez Oct 2014 #80

mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord; yortsed snacilbuper Oct 2014 #82

Maybe he was trying to break them into 10 pieces darkangel218 Oct 2014 #84

Bad Grampa strikes again? L0oniX Oct 2014 #85

The top of them looked like a butt anyhow. Jamastiene Oct 2014 #94

"look, Jesus. I'll drive. You navigate" Warren DeMontague Oct 2014 #98

This is right up there with the destruction of the Bamiyan Buddhas! Violet_Crumble Oct 2014 #99

OTOH I think there's a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue there Recursion Oct 2014 #100

This is too good. wheniwasincongress Oct 2014 #101

I'd like to buy him a beer Prophet 451 Oct 2014 #102

Three of the ten have been around longer than Christianity KansDem Oct 2014 #103

Interesting stuff. n/t savalez Oct 2014 #106