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59. Obamacare also impregnated Chelsea Clinton, so I think it's a wash. n/t

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Ted Cruz Staffer: "Before Obamacare, there had never been a confirmed case of Ebola in the U.S." [View all] Cali_Democrat Oct 2014 OP

That's seriously funny, that is. Hekate Oct 2014 #1

Before Obamacare, ISIS wasn't beheading people on the internet Wella Oct 2014 #2

Before Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham in a fillibuster, ISIS wasn't beheading people Johonny Oct 2014 #43

My eyes are rolling so far back in my head that I am actually in pain MiniMe Oct 2014 #3

Actually, it may be brilliant. pnwmom Oct 2014 #11

Before Obamacare, there never was a complete dumbass The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2014 #4

K & R Thinkingabout Oct 2014 #29

... CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2014 #5

+1 Baitball Blogger Oct 2014 #28

There was never Ebola in the US until Ted Cruz became a senator LeftInTX Oct 2014 #6

If B follows A, then surely A caused B. Martin Eden Oct 2014 #24

Just wondering.... czarjak Oct 2014 #48

Post hoc ergo propter hoc. deathrind Oct 2014 #61

No, no. If A caused Ebola and B caused Ebola. Then A=B. Obamacare=Ted Cruz. nt kelliekat44 Oct 2014 #31

How's that go Old Codger Oct 2014 #7

Isis needs to go ebowling flamingdem Oct 2014 #8

ebowling.com ashling Oct 2014 #49

Consider his audience. lpbk2713 Oct 2014 #9

Before insurance companies offered health insurance, no one with health insurance had ever died. . . Journeyman Oct 2014 #10

Love this one!! sinkingfeeling Oct 2014 #37

it's not in the bible either, therefore it doesn't exist nt msongs Oct 2014 #12

Before Obamacare, we had temporarily exiled men to The Moon for short periods of time MrScorpio Oct 2014 #13

Fuck it, Dude WilliamPitt Oct 2014 #14

Dude abides. Initech Oct 2014 #47

Nice marmot n/t DefenseLawyer Oct 2014 #51

This! hifiguy Oct 2014 #57

Obamacare disappeared Flight MH370! CJCRANE Oct 2014 #15

Fun Fact: Before Reagan, there had never been a confirmed case of AIDS in the US. DetlefK Oct 2014 #16

Before Ted Cruz was born, there was no porn on the internet. Warren DeMontague Oct 2014 #17

he's mentally bereft. nt Javaman Oct 2014 #18

It must be irrelevancy day on Twitter. gollygee Oct 2014 #19

What a dope. bigwillq Oct 2014 #20

why isn't this guy in prison? Him and his minions attitudes drag our country downnn Sunlei Oct 2014 #21

Before the Bush administration Nitram Oct 2014 #22

Oklahoma City bombing, April 19, 1995. PADemD Oct 2014 #64

I stand corrected. We had not suffered such an attack from foreign terrorists. Nitram Oct 2014 #70

Before the Canadian Ted Cruz was gifted the position as Texas Senator by idiot Texas voters Scalded Nun Oct 2014 #23

and, before Ted Cruz was senator NewJeffCT Oct 2014 #44

No and I am sure that many other diseases will pop up in the future that where not here before jwirr Oct 2014 #25

Before Obamacare Cruz was and Asshole. After Obamacare Cruz is a crazy Asshole still_one Oct 2014 #26

Yes, and before Reaganomics, there was never a case of AIDS WhoIsNumberNone Oct 2014 #27

Before Obamacare, the Baltimore Orioles never stopped hitting in the postseason BeyondGeography Oct 2014 #30

Before Obamacare tazkcmo Oct 2014 #79

There wasn't one before Cruz was Senator, either. n/t Gore1FL Oct 2014 #32

Idiot is now claiming it was a "joke that didn't translate well" WhoIsNumberNone Oct 2014 #33

Idiot came across perfectly as an idiot. hobbit709 Oct 2014 #35

Oh my god - he's right! Also, before Obamacare, there was no ios 8. surrealAmerican Oct 2014 #34

Has anyone ever mentioned the phrase Fortinbras Armstrong Oct 2014 #36

thank you. have that site bookmarked! niyad Oct 2014 #74

Before Cruz, we were a sane nation too. sammy750 Oct 2014 #38

And before Cruz we never had a sequestration either. Historic NY Oct 2014 #39

Before Ted Cruz was Senator there was no "All About That Base." kairos12 Oct 2014 #40

Before Cruz was elected, there was no ISIS. Barack_America Oct 2014 #41

Before George Bush NewJeffCT Oct 2014 #42

and rtracey Oct 2014 #45

Before the moon landing, there were no cases of AIDS in the US. Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #46

There were no confirmed cases of HIV/AIDS until President Ronald Reagan krispos42 Oct 2014 #50

Before the Cosby Show, no one ever flew airliners into buildings. Marr Oct 2014 #52

Okay, I put my brain on low power and followed this train of thought. logosoco Oct 2014 #53

Here's Dr. Pussycat's reply to Ted Cruz and Nick Muzin. . . DinahMoeHum Oct 2014 #54

Obamacare has SAVED thousands of lives. Jacoby365 Oct 2014 #55

(lives of poor people and minorities....) lastlib Oct 2014 #75

And before the invention of electric lights hifiguy Oct 2014 #56

This is what pisses me off most about baggers. They think all of us are as stupid, catbyte Oct 2014 #58

Obamacare also impregnated Chelsea Clinton, so I think it's a wash. n/t Orsino Oct 2014 #59

Before Obamacare, the Germans had never bombed Pearl Harbor! tclambert Oct 2014 #60

Ah yes, the "if Obama, then *insert horrible event or thing here*" fallacy YoungDemCA Oct 2014 #62

And before we had a Tea-bagger-House of Representatives 99th_Monkey Oct 2014 #63

Yes there was! Reston, Virginia in 1989 Paulie Oct 2014 #65

Logic 101 you fail idiot lunasun Oct 2014 #66

He's probably applying for a position with Turbineguy Oct 2014 #67

Ths sounds like something a Colorado Democrat would say in his campaign world wide wally Oct 2014 #68

Before Senator Cruz, hardly ever had such a total jackass reached the U.S. Senate. indepat Oct 2014 #69

Before GWBush, we never had a 9-11 theHandpuppet Oct 2014 #71

Since we got our Cavalier King Charles Stonepounder Oct 2014 #72

But after Obamacare The Wizard Oct 2014 #73

Now Muzin is claiming it was all a joke, uh huh. MoonRiver Oct 2014 #76

Suicide in Alaska didn�t exist before government largesse gave residents an entitlement mentality. progree Oct 2014 #77

Personally, I blame the release of IOS 8 IggleDoer Oct 2014 #78

And here I thought we got ebola because Turbineguy Oct 2014 #80

Let's face it. Republicans are trolls.... Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2014 #81