What do Republicans want??

[Ampersand Unicode]

19. They want to take over the world, Pinky!

They want the heretic Saracens kicked out of Jesus' sandbox. After that, the Jews.
They want to burn "whores" at the stake. And then barbecue them... like steak.
They want to plunder the earth for all its natural resources and kill off everything in their path.
They want "Sodomites" to be publicly executed for waging sin upon "God's country."
They want lynch mobs and Minutemen Militias legalized and used under auspices of national security.
They want Reagan canonized as a saint and for that commie anti-Pope "Francis the Sissy" to be crucified.
They want the Catholic Church disbanded for being a Roman cult of paganism. But still keep "St. Reagan."
They want to finish Hitler's job while referring to liberals as Nazis.
They want to replace the whole Constitution with the Ten Commandments. Except for the "Sacred Second."
They want blasphemy and apostasy punished as capital felonies worthy of execution.
They want poverty and homelessness punished as capital felonies worthy of execution.
They want anything they damn well decide on a whim to be punished as capital felonies worthy of execution.
They want science to be outlawed as witchcraft, and to give Galileo and Bill Nye damnatios memoriae.
They want to outlaw abortion as "child murder," yet give fathers carte blanche to "switch" their kids to death.
They want to declare the whole earth (or what's left of it) the global empire of America Christopia.

In short, they want to build a bridge to the 2nd Century.