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3. I want flamingos and kittens, not a choice between scorpions and anthrax.

Fri Nov 14, 2014, 04:11 PM

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"IDIOTS! It's anthrax or scorpions! Choose the SCORPIONS!" [View all] sibelian Nov 2014 OP

That looks like it took a long time sharp_stick Nov 2014 #1

Maybe it should have been anthrax-riddled elephants sibelian Nov 2014 #5

No that may have sharp_stick Nov 2014 #19

I haven't smoked a bowl yet today snooper2 Nov 2014 #2

I want flamingos and kittens, not a choice between scorpions and anthrax. Louisiana1976 Nov 2014 #3

I saw a lizard eat a scorpion once. Maedhros Nov 2014 #7

VACCINATED Lizards. sibelian Nov 2014 #11

There's nothing more annoying than wanting kittens and flamingos sibelian Nov 2014 #16

Socialist... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2014 #20

Hmmmm, what would socialism be... sibelian Nov 2014 #23

Excellent deconstruction. Maedhros Nov 2014 #4

kittens hfojvt Nov 2014 #6

Puppies, kittens, tamanduas... sibelian Nov 2014 #8

not kittens, I tell ya hfojvt Nov 2014 #10

Hm, yes, kittens CAN be very easily spooked. sibelian Nov 2014 #12

funny noiretextatique Nov 2014 #9

Replace the scorpions with millipedes and I'll sign on. denbot Nov 2014 #13

WHY DO YOU HATE KITTENS? sibelian Nov 2014 #15

Well Done! bvar22 Nov 2014 #14

Well I do prefer Rock You Like A Hurricane over I'm The Man... SomethingFishy Nov 2014 #17

This post just made my day. F4lconF16 Nov 2014 #21

I think stick insects are what we need, especially globally muriel_volestrangler Nov 2014 #22

Scorpion infestation is particularly troublesome to shift, I agree. sibelian Nov 2014 #25

Good god, woo me with science Nov 2014 #26

... sibelian Nov 2014 #27

The only thing lacking tavernier Nov 2014 #29

Good on ya! truebluegreen Nov 2014 #30