Ted Nugent Jokes [View all]

[ErikJ]

"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."

"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."

"Big bangs don't make this, ... That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't make livers. Things banging don't make livers. This is mystical stuff. This is magic. This is perfection."


"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."

"My idea of fast food is a mallard."