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Rhinodawg

(2,219 posts)
3. Nothing that a team of lawyers with notaries couldnt handle. lol
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 07:42 AM
Nov 2014

Create a sex consent form for a man to sign:


Kissing
Consent to mouth-to-mouth kissing
Yes No
If yes, what kind:
closed mouth kissing open-mouthed kissing with lips open-mouthed kissing with tongue light biting/nibbling heavy biting/nibbling
Consent to being kissed on the face and neck
Yes No
If yes:
will not hold the kisser responsible for hickies


Touching
Consent to being touched or fondled
Yes No
Consent to being touched on the chest
outside of clothes: Inside of clothes
Consent to being touched on the buttocks (not including anal penetration)
outside of clothes: inside of clothes
Consent to being touched in the crotch
outside of clothes: inside of clothes


Oral-Genital, Oral-Anal Contact
Consent to receive oral sex (fellatio)
Yes No
If receiving fellatio:
agree not to ejaculate in my partner's mouth
Consent to receive oral sex performed on the anus (analingus)
Yes No

Genital-to-Genital Contact
Agree to genital-to-genital contact, not including penetration (outercourse)
Yes No
If yes:
will use a condom
Vaginal penetration
Agree to vaginal penetration by my penis
Yes No
If yes:
agree to use of a condom
agree not to ejaculate within the vagina
I agree to get a prescription from a licensed physician before using Viagra or taking Levitra during sex


Anal penetration
Agree to anal penetration by fingers
Yes No
If yes:
1 fingers 2 fingers 3 fingers 4 fingers full fisting
Agree to anal penetration by sex toys
Yes No
If yes, which kind:
dildos vibrators butt plugs
Consent to penetrate my partner's anus with my penis
Yes No
If yes:
agree to use of a condom
agree not to ejaculate within my partner's anus
STDs
Have or had in the past the following STDs (sexually transmitted diseases): Check all that apply:
herpes syphilis gonorrhea genital or anal warts chlamydia HIV/AIDS hepatitis yeast infection
If I become infected:
will not hold the partner responsible for any disease or condition acquired during the sex act


Birth Control
I will use the following form(s) of birth control:
condom withdrawal spermicidal jelly/foam am sterile



Required:
I am 18 years of age or older and possess the intellectual and emotional maturity required to consent to sex.
I consent to the sex acts listed above of my own free will. I have not been coerced into signing this document or agreeing to these terms. I have also not been paid any money, or expect to receive any form of remuneration now or in the future, for performing these sex acts.
I am not intoxicated with drugs or alcohol, my judgment is in no way impaired and I offer full and informed consent to these sex acts.
I acknowledge that this contract is for informational purposes only and may not be enforceable. I agree to review this contract with a licensed attorney in my locality before using it.









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Two Words....Sex Contract [View all] Rhinodawg Nov 2014 OP
An interesting idea davidpdx Nov 2014 #1
Nothing that a team of lawyers with notaries couldnt handle. lol Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #3
Those stipulations are long enough they could stretch to Uranus and back davidpdx Nov 2014 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #9
Well I am a married man now davidpdx Nov 2014 #12
Yeah, if only he had those women sign a paper RandiFan1290 Nov 2014 #15
So you're one of the rape apologists who thinks geek tragedy Nov 2014 #21
+1 JustAnotherGen Nov 2014 #22
Geek...i never,never said that. Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #27
O rly? geek tragedy Nov 2014 #28
Wow... Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #29
Of what use would this contract be to a rapist? nt geek tragedy Nov 2014 #31
Probably no use at all. Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #33
The way you hide behind the very implications you make is quite creative. LanternWaste Nov 2014 #42
About two years ago, one of the college was wanting their students to ask similar questions before Hoppy Nov 2014 #18
So much for spontaneity Prophet 451 Nov 2014 #2
So much for your career and money and reputation. Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #4
That would require me to have one of the three Prophet 451 Nov 2014 #5
A bogus contract doesn't immunize one from the consequences geek tragedy Nov 2014 #30
I hate that phrase, but "only in America" redgreenandblue Nov 2014 #6
One word . . . Spam Le Taz Hot Nov 2014 #7
one phrase: par for the course. cali Nov 2014 #10
word. Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2014 #41
I guess there's no refusal after signing consent? ileus Nov 2014 #11
Dave chapelle did a bit on this 10 years ago. Travis_0004 Nov 2014 #13
Since a participant has the right to change their mind at any time, how is this useful? brooklynite Nov 2014 #14
Islam beat you to it. Skidmore Nov 2014 #16
In that case GummyBearz Nov 2014 #36
Nah, I just think it is funny Skidmore Nov 2014 #45
How romanitcal! FSogol Nov 2014 #17
There is no other situation where people don't understand when someone doesn't want to do something gollygee Nov 2014 #19
Happy Contractiversary, honey! pinboy3niner Nov 2014 #20
Needs a non-compete clause demwing Nov 2014 #23
I already applied to the Potent Office to trademark everything. :) nt pinboy3niner Nov 2014 #24
Is there an app for that? Major Nikon Nov 2014 #25
Humorously enough...yes Xithras Nov 2014 #39
why do I have a feeling this will show up on the "Big Bang Theory'? rurallib Nov 2014 #26
Sheldon will no doubt present one to Amy, if their relationship ever gets to that point. Sheldon Cooper Nov 2014 #35
Isn't this something like what Christian had Anna sign in 50 Shades of Gray ... ? Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2014 #32
eh... GummyBearz Nov 2014 #37
like I could give a shit what goes on with you and your wife. sheesh. Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2014 #40
Darn GummyBearz Nov 2014 #43
I guess the exhibitionists will be happy to bring lawyers into the bedroom. Ykcutnek Nov 2014 #34
It's a start but missing the key stuff I think you need a contract for. dilby Nov 2014 #38
Must be a tough old world when one is so strongly compelled to... LanternWaste Nov 2014 #44
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