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LanternWaste

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44. Must be a tough old world when one is so strongly compelled to...

Mon Nov 24, 2014, 03:40 PM

Nov 2014

Must be a tough old world when one is so strongly compelled to have sex with individuals we have neither full trust nor faith in. One might presume that avoiding such would much more easily, and much more efficiently avoid a "lot of grief."

However, if your own desire for intimacy with those your do not trust outweighs any self-discipline you may or may not posses... good luck with the contract. Having read a handful of your posts, it certainly sounds as though it would come in handy for you.

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Two Words....Sex Contract [View all] Rhinodawg Nov 2014 OP

An interesting idea davidpdx Nov 2014 #1

Nothing that a team of lawyers with notaries couldnt handle. lol Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #3

Those stipulations are long enough they could stretch to Uranus and back davidpdx Nov 2014 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #9

Well I am a married man now davidpdx Nov 2014 #12

Yeah, if only he had those women sign a paper RandiFan1290 Nov 2014 #15

So you're one of the rape apologists who thinks geek tragedy Nov 2014 #21

+1 JustAnotherGen Nov 2014 #22

Geek...i never,never said that. Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #27

O rly? geek tragedy Nov 2014 #28

Wow... Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #29

Of what use would this contract be to a rapist? nt geek tragedy Nov 2014 #31

Probably no use at all. Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #33

The way you hide behind the very implications you make is quite creative. LanternWaste Nov 2014 #42

About two years ago, one of the college was wanting their students to ask similar questions before Hoppy Nov 2014 #18

So much for spontaneity Prophet 451 Nov 2014 #2

So much for your career and money and reputation. Rhinodawg Nov 2014 #4

That would require me to have one of the three Prophet 451 Nov 2014 #5

A bogus contract doesn't immunize one from the consequences geek tragedy Nov 2014 #30

I hate that phrase, but "only in America" redgreenandblue Nov 2014 #6

One word . . . Spam Le Taz Hot Nov 2014 #7

one phrase: par for the course. cali Nov 2014 #10

word. Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2014 #41

I guess there's no refusal after signing consent? ileus Nov 2014 #11

Dave chapelle did a bit on this 10 years ago. Travis_0004 Nov 2014 #13

Since a participant has the right to change their mind at any time, how is this useful? brooklynite Nov 2014 #14

Islam beat you to it. Skidmore Nov 2014 #16

In that case GummyBearz Nov 2014 #36

Nah, I just think it is funny Skidmore Nov 2014 #45

How romanitcal! FSogol Nov 2014 #17

There is no other situation where people don't understand when someone doesn't want to do something gollygee Nov 2014 #19

Happy Contractiversary, honey! pinboy3niner Nov 2014 #20

Needs a non-compete clause demwing Nov 2014 #23

I already applied to the Potent Office to trademark everything. :) nt pinboy3niner Nov 2014 #24

Is there an app for that? Major Nikon Nov 2014 #25

Humorously enough...yes Xithras Nov 2014 #39

why do I have a feeling this will show up on the "Big Bang Theory'? rurallib Nov 2014 #26

Sheldon will no doubt present one to Amy, if their relationship ever gets to that point. Sheldon Cooper Nov 2014 #35

Isn't this something like what Christian had Anna sign in 50 Shades of Gray ... ? Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2014 #32

eh... GummyBearz Nov 2014 #37

like I could give a shit what goes on with you and your wife. sheesh. Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2014 #40

Darn GummyBearz Nov 2014 #43

I guess the exhibitionists will be happy to bring lawyers into the bedroom. Ykcutnek Nov 2014 #34

It's a start but missing the key stuff I think you need a contract for. dilby Nov 2014 #38

Must be a tough old world when one is so strongly compelled to... LanternWaste Nov 2014 #44