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LittleBlue

(10,362 posts) Tue Dec 2, 2014, 05:53 PM Dec 2014

UK Prudes Ban Spanking, Squirting, and Lots of Other Sexy Stuff in Porn [View all]

From the land of tea and crumpets comes a head-scratchingly conservative ruling on porn: as of this week, spanking, fisting, watersports, female ejaculation, and facesitting are officially banned in the UK.

British BDSM fans, fear not: you'll still be able to watch your favorite stuff, as long as it's produced elsewhere—the new legislation, called Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014, applies only to smut that's produced in-country. The list of banned acts, via the Independent:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports&quot

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting...

http://gawker.com/uk-prudes-ban-spanking-squirting-and-lots-of-other-se-1665630035

She ejaculated, lock her up!

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UK Prudes Ban Spanking, Squirting, and Lots of Other Sexy Stuff in Porn [View all] LittleBlue Dec 2014 OP

That is so, so wrong. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #1

My first thought. hifiguy Dec 2014 #6

So if a real female police officer is arresting someone True Blue Door Dec 2014 #9

The complications are going to be endless. hifiguy Dec 2014 #11

The consequences will never be the same. AngryAmish Dec 2014 #36

I prefer getting my butt beat by brushes and paddles. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #12

To each their own. hifiguy Dec 2014 #15

Tanya, the Lotus Eater! Turbineguy Dec 2014 #22

All that stuff is for deviants, freaks and weirdos anyway... Blue_Tires Dec 2014 #23

It's only deviant or weird cloudbase Dec 2014 #38

The deviants, freaks, and weirdos who have banned it. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #40

I am not going to touch this olddots Dec 2014 #2

That's what she said. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #7

Should be entertaining neverforget Dec 2014 #3

For this to get more interesting, you have to take an interest. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #14

The women of the Castle Anthrax will be very disappointed VScott Dec 2014 #4

i remember watching that movie as a kid... Takket Dec 2014 #31

Bad, evil, naughty Zoot! True Blue Door Dec 2014 #42

I also thought of deutsey Dec 2014 #44

Not surprised, they have a Big Brother mindset there dissentient Dec 2014 #5

what could possibly be the objection to female ejaculation La Lioness Priyanka Dec 2014 #8

That certainly seems to be the odd one out. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Dec 2014 #30

Well, if she is in the Colossus of Rhodes position... Eleanors38 Dec 2014 #34

We fought a war so we wouldn't have to pay any attention to the British. NaturalHigh Dec 2014 #10

this is Misleading JI7 Dec 2014 #13

Working for the certification board must be an, err, hifiguy Dec 2014 #16

Ahhhh - The human version of "No animals have been harmed in the making of this movie" TexasMommaWithAHat Dec 2014 #17

yes, it's something they already have with dvds but now it covers paid for online porn also JI7 Dec 2014 #20

Female ejaculation is harmful? LittleBlue Dec 2014 #18

they didn't ban it, as i said, the article in the OP is misleading JI7 Dec 2014 #19

Strange, then, that every other news source contradicts that one LittleBlue Dec 2014 #24

click bait JI7 Dec 2014 #25

Can cause a slippery floor hazard? Nye Bevan Dec 2014 #21

Some might call it a slippery slope? tritsofme Dec 2014 #32

Damn! What is this world cumming to!! madinmaryland Dec 2014 #26

Jeez, What's Left? CBGLuthier Dec 2014 #27

Thank goodness it doesn't affect written works Prophet 451 Dec 2014 #28

"Feminist-centric dominatrix porn?" LongTomH Dec 2014 #29

Sounds like an intcredibly boring dominatrix. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #41

Odd. I no desire to consume porn . . . Brigid Dec 2014 #33

Face sitting is bad? joeglow3 Dec 2014 #35

Brits iz weird AndreaCG Dec 2014 #37

If I can be forgiven for misquoting the denizens of Sesame Street: LeftyMom Dec 2014 #39

SPANKING????? Derek V Dec 2014 #43

Wholesome activities like face sitting? Warren DeMontague Dec 2014 #45

ridiculous PaulBrown Dec 2014 #46