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hunter

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29. Just like Elvis, Will Smith is an alien.

Fri Dec 5, 2014, 02:06 PM

Dec 2014

The Men in Black are real. The movies were created as a diversion, so we would all think it was fiction.

The Beatles, on the other hand, were a creation of time travelers working with MI6 (you know, James Bond's home agency) to diffuse social conditions that frequently lead to World War III and rapid human extinction in many parallel universes. The Beatles themselves, however, were not “simulacra,” “cloning,” “synthetic humans,” “robotoids,” or anything other than ordinary humans.

I thought everyone knew this stuff.

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There�s a website devoted to the theory that The Beatles never existed [View all] zappaman Dec 2014 OP

And people here will say that is CRAZY! snooper2 Dec 2014 #1

You little smart-arse emoticon aside, it is folly to think all theories of all things are all WinkyDink Dec 2014 #49

So Paul isn't really dead? KamaAina Dec 2014 #2

Nope. zappaman Dec 2014 #4

Listen BKH70041 Dec 2014 #3

You say goodbye, but the Beatles never existed! Initech Dec 2014 #8

They're a real nowhere band GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #21

Number 6. Number 6. Number 6. Number 6. Number 6. Number 6. Number 6. Initech Dec 2014 #26

Let them take you down 'cause their going to GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #34

We don't exist in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine Initech Dec 2014 #50

Because the Beatles aren't real GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #58

It's been a hard day's night and we don't exist like a dog... Initech Dec 2014 #60

While they were going to liberalhistorian Dec 2014 #55

I want to hide your band. nt TeamPooka Dec 2014 #63

HEY! You've got to HIDE your band awaaaay... nt pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #64

lol TeamPooka Dec 2014 #65

The Beatles fired a missile into the Pentagon while riding the Loch Ness Monster. nt onehandle Dec 2014 #5

Photo or it didn't happen. zappaman Dec 2014 #6

But Eleanor Rigby caught it while liberalhistorian Dec 2014 #57

Apparently the Beatles never landed on the moon, either... joeybee12 Dec 2014 #7

Perhaps, but Star Trek DID visit Mayberry underpants Dec 2014 #31

Hah! joeybee12 Dec 2014 #44

I saw it as an inside joke by the producers underpants Dec 2014 #46

While that is totally bogus, careful digging has found the fifth Beatle! Rex Dec 2014 #9

no, really. it's not serious....at all. spanone Dec 2014 #10

I saw them live 3 times. They definitely existed. Vinca Dec 2014 #11

OMG, you saw all 12 of them! pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #13

ROFL. Vinca Dec 2014 #15

hm the special Dodger Stadium ones, who were housed beneath the stadium! nt steve2470 Dec 2014 #24

Ya riiiiiiiight. Sure you did ^ shill for Big Beatle ^ Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2014 #14

Who's paying you to say that? zappaman Dec 2014 #36

The walrus. Vinca Dec 2014 #47

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Dec 2014 #67

Horseshit! leftofcool Dec 2014 #12

Who? NightWatcher Dec 2014 #16

First base. pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #18

No who is on Third Kalidurga Dec 2014 #33

I don't know pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #38

Oh that's right Kalidurga Dec 2014 #41

So... "Beatlemania" REALLY WAS an incredible simulation? JHB Dec 2014 #17

Apparently they meant Beatlemanya pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #19

Someone needs to do this with Nickelback. Dr. Strange Dec 2014 #20

Then why the fuck is "Silly Love Songs" played on the radio? Orsino Dec 2014 #22

Did they play Area 51? HappyMe Dec 2014 #23

Aha! So it was THESE GUYS all along ! GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #25

Ears? I knew it!!! John was a Vulcan! underpants Dec 2014 #27

People have nothing better to do? louis-t Dec 2014 #28

I've always been fascinated by the human liberalhistorian Dec 2014 #59

Just like Elvis, Will Smith is an alien. hunter Dec 2014 #29

I think we can guess what you were doing in the '60s pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #32

The Beatles were Guess Who before Guess Who! pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #30

OUCH! icymist Dec 2014 #35

I actually saw The Rutles. zappaman Dec 2014 #37

A classic! hifiguy Dec 2014 #56

Wonder who the guy was vankuria Dec 2014 #39

Whoever it was, he wasn't killed by Mark David Chapman. zappaman Dec 2014 #40

OMG, seriously? liberalhistorian Dec 2014 #61

That guy used to park his van near my house. zappaman Dec 2014 #62

Now that explains why Paul is dead treestar Dec 2014 #42

Actual picture of one of the Real Beatles hifiguy Dec 2014 #43

That's Yoko Ono Politicalboi Dec 2014 #52

That deserves a Pinkie Pie rimshot! hifiguy Dec 2014 #53

Oh, good grief! Spirochete Dec 2014 #45

Right up (or down) there with Piltdown Man. WinkyDink Dec 2014 #48

A small 'factual' historical aside randr Dec 2014 #51

Proving once again that there's liberalhistorian Dec 2014 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author Warren DeMontague Dec 2014 #66

Zappaman's head in a jar? Hmmmm... pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #68

Uh oh zappaman Dec 2014 #69