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8. Darwin Award depends on how he was "mauled"

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2014, 07:57 PM

Dec 2014

IIRC, if the right parts of his anatomy are removed and he hasn't already reproduced, he could still be eligible

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Neo-Nazi mauled by lions in Barcelona zoo [View all] KamaAina Dec 2014 OP

Yep. I was just going to mention that there goes another candidate Cleita Dec 2014 #1

Somewhere in this there is a lesson about the hifiguy Dec 2014 #2

Poor lions Scootaloo Dec 2014 #3

Yechh. But maybe he did the zookeepers a favor. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #4

+1! Rhiannon12866 Dec 2014 #23

A Spanish neo-nazi?? Blue_Tires Dec 2014 #5

Remember, the place was ruled by fascists for decades KamaAina Dec 2014 #6

Spain was a friend to Hitler. nt Codeine Dec 2014 #21

Alcohol was involved? Or was he just a fucking moran. madinmaryland Dec 2014 #7

Isn't that redundant? MrMickeysMom Dec 2014 #37

Darwin Award depends on how he was "mauled" 0rganism Dec 2014 #8

The lions' swipes would have had to be extremely accurate KamaAina Dec 2014 #9

well, lions' paws are pretty big 0rganism Dec 2014 #10

No doubt about it, they were toying with him otherwise he would have died within the first minutes. Rex Dec 2014 #11

Agreed 20-40 seconds at most after they got to him he would be done if they wanted to kill him. stevenleser Dec 2014 #14

The lions were lucky to not get food poisoning. BeanMusical Dec 2014 #25

Not all news is bad, eh? Lolita46 Dec 2014 #12

But of course! KamaAina Dec 2014 #13

And he's a police officer - on leave from the beginning of the year muriel_volestrangler Dec 2014 #15

I'll bet he has recruiting email from the Ferguson PD in his inbox KamaAina Dec 2014 #16

He's their mane man! pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #17

You ain't lion! nt Codeine Dec 2014 #22

I can barely hear this thread above the roar of the crowd. KamaAina Dec 2014 #32

wut In_The_Wind Dec 2014 #36

So in Spain you get months of paid leave for personal issues? lpbk2713 Dec 2014 #24

This story just keeps getting better. hifiguy Dec 2014 #43

I congratulate the lions on their political prowess. nt MrScorpio Dec 2014 #18

What's Spanish for "two kinds of stupid"? JHB Dec 2014 #19

Dos tipos de estupido KamaAina Dec 2014 #20

I hope they don't do anything to the lions exboyfil Dec 2014 #26

I assume they got a steak dinner and a National Geographic DVD. LeftyMom Dec 2014 #27

Doggone those firefighters....they should have just chilled out and let it go! MADem Dec 2014 #28

I don't mind grave dancing by others. Free speech. To each his own. merrily Dec 2014 #29

Can we raise some money... Ken Burch Dec 2014 #30

Has anyone checked Stormfront to see if the lions were Zionists? Behind the Aegis Dec 2014 #31

Not Florida! Yavin4 Dec 2014 #33

OK, neo-Nazis are not noted for their brains, but still WHY JUMP INTO A LION ENCLOSURE?! LeftishBrit Dec 2014 #34

Good kitties. NuclearDem Dec 2014 #35

I'm glad you said that. Hatchling Dec 2014 #44

I hope those lions are up-to-date with their vaccinations. 11 Bravo Dec 2014 #38

Is there a fund for the lions' dental care? Recursion Dec 2014 #39

It's covered under the CATastrophic claws in the zoo's insurance plan. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #40

I hope the lions are doing okay. bullwinkle428 Dec 2014 #41

Zookeepers report they remane in good health. nt pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #42

I bet that left a Nazi taste in their mouths (nt) Nye Bevan Dec 2014 #45

I did Nazi that coming KamaAina Dec 2014 #46