Dick Cheney is a pussy. [View all]

[JaneQPublic]

And he is the worst kind of pussy:

The kind who talks tough but has never put himself in danger, only using his position of power to put others there.

The kind who never takes a risk except those that better himself personally.

The kind who never accepts accountability when things go wrong but instead throws his friends under the bus.

He is a pussy who sees the military as the solution to every problem, who got rich through war profiteering, and who should have served himself in the Vietnam War, but instead what did he do? He ran and hid to the Midwestern bastion of Liberalism -- Madison, WI -- to work on a doctoral degree he never actually received. No matter. Big pussy Cheney collected plenty of deferments, and that was all he was really working on.

So, tomorrow the pussy is going on MTP and Todd will no doubt grovel to him like a Bieber fangirl. Once, just once, I would love to see the pussy face really solid and thorough interrogation by a principled journalist. I'm not holding my breath, though.