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Jamastiene

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33. Yup, they seem to be afraid of someone else getting in on their bestiality action.

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 04:34 PM

Dec 2014

It's like some kind of Freudian slip type thing with them trotting out animals when people talk about marriage equality. They are so damn dumb, they never to bother looking up what gay means and they think someone else might want a piece of their farm animal action. It's sick, twisted, and deranged, but that's how they seem to think. I think we might be onto something here. They just want to make sure us gays don't want to get between them and their farm animals. Don't worry, we won't. I can't believe we have to explicitly say we won't try to get between them and their farm animals.

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Mississippi pastor asks marriage equality supporters if they would marry a horse [View all] shenmue Dec 2014 OP

The degradation of our educational system is showing, elleng Dec 2014 #1

The degradation of some churches/ministers is showing... Frustratedlady Dec 2014 #2

They do, this is how some of these people get off, they get sexual enjoyment from it RKP5637 Dec 2014 #54

This "pastor" in Mississippi is calling for a "band" on gay marriage (2nd paragraph on left) Rowdyboy Dec 2014 #30

What type of band was he talking about? Jamaal510 Dec 2014 #41

I'm thinking something country/western but who knows exactly what occupies a mind that small Rowdyboy Dec 2014 #43

"Why not? Your wife married a horse's ass." WinkyDink Dec 2014 #3

... Gormy Cuss Dec 2014 #5

Thread over. Initech Dec 2014 #16

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. hifiguy Dec 2014 #19

Da-ymn! Raster Dec 2014 #29

*snort* derby378 Dec 2014 #37

Everything is always better with ponies. hifiguy Dec 2014 #57

Goooooooooooal! (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2014 #45

Yep, sure did! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #55

OK, I'm totally stealing that one. Warpy Dec 2014 #58

I married an old goat. What's the difference? leftofcool Dec 2014 #4

Maggie-- Jackpine Radical Dec 2014 #38

I literally LOLLED! johnp3907 Dec 2014 #51

That poor horse Politicalboi Dec 2014 #6

The real question is, frogmarch Dec 2014 #7

... LittleBlue Dec 2014 #21

What a beautiful animal. Xyzse Dec 2014 #8

I would consider marrying a horse SamKnause Dec 2014 #9

I would consider voting for a horse Rex Dec 2014 #14

As would I. SamKnause Dec 2014 #17

At least when you elect a horse Jackpine Radical Dec 2014 #39

if they understood marriage as requiring consent, this wouldn't come up. but that's the problem. unblock Dec 2014 #10

So the horse can only be Ed or Francis the mule. L0oniX Dec 2014 #60

tired worn out straw man Takket Dec 2014 #11

using such a flawed analogy implies that the pastor knows that GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #36

Only Mr. Ed would marry a horse. Agnosticsherbet Dec 2014 #12

His name is pastor Ed, but no no he really means about other people marrying the horse. Rex Dec 2014 #13

I'd call that animal abuse... joeybee12 Dec 2014 #15

A horse is a horse of course and nobody can talk to a horse of course... Initech Dec 2014 #18

You can NOT make this shit up. hifiguy Dec 2014 #20

A comedian could get lazy with such material already there for them to use. Rex Dec 2014 #22

Holy shit, I think those are the human/animal hybrids hifiguy Dec 2014 #23

Here is something even scarier, I could walk outside and before long run into one of them. Rex Dec 2014 #24

So, did Mr. Ed say "I do"? KamaAina Dec 2014 #25

Of course not...All he said was "Neigh...." Rowdyboy Dec 2014 #31

A bad analogy... frogmarch Dec 2014 #26

Why are homophobes so obsessed with bestiality? Jamastiene Dec 2014 #27

Remember Neal Horsley, the reichwing mule-f*cker? hifiguy Dec 2014 #28

Yup, they seem to be afraid of someone else getting in on their bestiality action. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #33

They have trouble recognizing gay people as human, so they see the two as equivalent. (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2014 #44

You feel it more keenly than most Aerows Dec 2014 #50

Is the pastor wearing a saddle when he asks this? rock Dec 2014 #32

My sources tell me they're really just good friends. nt Buns_of_Fire Dec 2014 #34

A horse is incapable of consenting to marriage. MohRokTah Dec 2014 #35

If the pastor has... 3catwoman3 Dec 2014 #40

Is the good pastor setting up a dating service? Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2014 #42

I live in Mississippi Aerows Dec 2014 #46

Fools like this guy capture media attention, but all the good people often go RKP5637 Dec 2014 #53

Beyond that Aerows Dec 2014 #47

Is it a rich horse? nt benz380 Dec 2014 #48

That horse is gonna be pretty pissed off pipi_k Dec 2014 #49

Yep, another example of "Idiocracy" with these damn fools. n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #52

repukes seem to be obsessed with marriage & sex with animals Skittles Dec 2014 #56

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