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49. That horse is gonna be pretty pissed off

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Dec 15, 2014, 06:30 PM

Dec 2014

when she realizes her shoes don't match the flower colors in her bouquet.

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Mississippi pastor asks marriage equality supporters if they would marry a horse [View all] shenmue Dec 2014 OP

The degradation of our educational system is showing, elleng Dec 2014 #1

The degradation of some churches/ministers is showing... Frustratedlady Dec 2014 #2

They do, this is how some of these people get off, they get sexual enjoyment from it RKP5637 Dec 2014 #54

This "pastor" in Mississippi is calling for a "band" on gay marriage (2nd paragraph on left) Rowdyboy Dec 2014 #30

What type of band was he talking about? Jamaal510 Dec 2014 #41

I'm thinking something country/western but who knows exactly what occupies a mind that small Rowdyboy Dec 2014 #43

"Why not? Your wife married a horse's ass." WinkyDink Dec 2014 #3

... Gormy Cuss Dec 2014 #5

Thread over. Initech Dec 2014 #16

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. hifiguy Dec 2014 #19

Da-ymn! Raster Dec 2014 #29

*snort* derby378 Dec 2014 #37

Everything is always better with ponies. hifiguy Dec 2014 #57

Goooooooooooal! (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2014 #45

Yep, sure did! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #55

OK, I'm totally stealing that one. Warpy Dec 2014 #58

I married an old goat. What's the difference? leftofcool Dec 2014 #4

Maggie-- Jackpine Radical Dec 2014 #38

I literally LOLLED! johnp3907 Dec 2014 #51

That poor horse Politicalboi Dec 2014 #6

The real question is, frogmarch Dec 2014 #7

... LittleBlue Dec 2014 #21

What a beautiful animal. Xyzse Dec 2014 #8

I would consider marrying a horse SamKnause Dec 2014 #9

I would consider voting for a horse Rex Dec 2014 #14

As would I. SamKnause Dec 2014 #17

At least when you elect a horse Jackpine Radical Dec 2014 #39

if they understood marriage as requiring consent, this wouldn't come up. but that's the problem. unblock Dec 2014 #10

So the horse can only be Ed or Francis the mule. L0oniX Dec 2014 #60

tired worn out straw man Takket Dec 2014 #11

using such a flawed analogy implies that the pastor knows that GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #36

Only Mr. Ed would marry a horse. Agnosticsherbet Dec 2014 #12

His name is pastor Ed, but no no he really means about other people marrying the horse. Rex Dec 2014 #13

I'd call that animal abuse... joeybee12 Dec 2014 #15

A horse is a horse of course and nobody can talk to a horse of course... Initech Dec 2014 #18

You can NOT make this shit up. hifiguy Dec 2014 #20

A comedian could get lazy with such material already there for them to use. Rex Dec 2014 #22

Holy shit, I think those are the human/animal hybrids hifiguy Dec 2014 #23

Here is something even scarier, I could walk outside and before long run into one of them. Rex Dec 2014 #24

So, did Mr. Ed say "I do"? KamaAina Dec 2014 #25

Of course not...All he said was "Neigh...." Rowdyboy Dec 2014 #31

A bad analogy... frogmarch Dec 2014 #26

Why are homophobes so obsessed with bestiality? Jamastiene Dec 2014 #27

Remember Neal Horsley, the reichwing mule-f*cker? hifiguy Dec 2014 #28

Yup, they seem to be afraid of someone else getting in on their bestiality action. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #33

They have trouble recognizing gay people as human, so they see the two as equivalent. (nt) Posteritatis Dec 2014 #44

You feel it more keenly than most Aerows Dec 2014 #50

Is the pastor wearing a saddle when he asks this? rock Dec 2014 #32

My sources tell me they're really just good friends. nt Buns_of_Fire Dec 2014 #34

A horse is incapable of consenting to marriage. MohRokTah Dec 2014 #35

If the pastor has... 3catwoman3 Dec 2014 #40

Is the good pastor setting up a dating service? Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2014 #42

I live in Mississippi Aerows Dec 2014 #46

Fools like this guy capture media attention, but all the good people often go RKP5637 Dec 2014 #53

Beyond that Aerows Dec 2014 #47

Is it a rich horse? nt benz380 Dec 2014 #48

That horse is gonna be pretty pissed off pipi_k Dec 2014 #49

Yep, another example of "Idiocracy" with these damn fools. n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #52

repukes seem to be obsessed with marriage & sex with animals Skittles Dec 2014 #56

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