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hunter

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13. Baby Jesus and His Bodyguard being Threatened by a Big Fat White Guy with a Gun.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Thu Dec 18, 2014, 01:59 PM

Dec 2014

Sounds about right.

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My "WTF?" of the day, Santa with a gun is going to what? [View all] Archae Dec 2014 OP

Why does the baby Jesus look like he's emerging from a giant vagina? VScott Dec 2014 #1

Because the whole archetype is about new life emerging from within. KittyWampus Dec 2014 #10

Were you there? I didn't think so. Glassunion Dec 2014 #21

most vaginas expand dramatically. A head is often the size of a bowling ball irisblue Dec 2014 #26

Well, I'm with you on this one. Arkansas Granny Dec 2014 #2

There's an armed guy crawling down my chimney... DetlefK Dec 2014 #3

Time to get yer gun out and shoot him! csziggy Dec 2014 #28

He knows if you've been naughty. cloudbase Dec 2014 #4

I can understand fat Santa, but I haven't seen any fat terrorists LOL snooper2 Dec 2014 #5

OK, I know it's a tall order, but... TreasonousBastard Dec 2014 #6

I know... Archae Dec 2014 #8

Ho Ho Ho Bandit Dec 2014 #7

interesting for analysis� the Santa is in the more aggressive stance w/weapon UP & pointed KittyWampus Dec 2014 #9

Futurama Santa? lancer78 Dec 2014 #11

Wow 2naSalit Dec 2014 #12

Baby Jesus and His Bodyguard being Threatened by a Big Fat White Guy with a Gun. hunter Dec 2014 #13

Baby Jesus's blankie has a sad. WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2014 #14

You don't have to. We are granted freedom of movement. kioa Dec 2014 #17

Surely you're not suggesting... WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2014 #19

You are "sad" because you live in "idiot America" kioa Dec 2014 #20

Galt's Gulch, dude. n/t lumberjack_jeff Dec 2014 #22

Right. I'm a raging Randian. WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2014 #24

That wasn't intended for you... lumberjack_jeff Dec 2014 #33

No problem, LJ... WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2014 #37

You want me to be happy? WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2014 #25

Here's what I see: Quantess Dec 2014 #15

Santa is commercialization of christmas, trying to steal it from the christians? uppityperson Dec 2014 #31

Duuuh, what? Quantess Dec 2014 #34

That there's funny. But I think it depends on who you are. lumberjack_jeff Dec 2014 #16

So baby Jesus was a tiny, aging Marlon Brando? DefenseLawyer Dec 2014 #18

"Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays"? JHB Dec 2014 #23

Seems to be two pedophiles fighting over a prize. tradewinds Dec 2014 #27

A bit over the top, don't you think? And of course, so are they. marble falls Dec 2014 #32

Maybe, a "bit". tradewinds Dec 2014 #36

I'm sure if Jesus who was supposedly upaloopa Dec 2014 #29

Santa is shooting one of the wise men? Santa, commercialization of Christmas, has taken over the uppityperson Dec 2014 #30

It has been going on for some time now sarisataka Dec 2014 #35