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jmowreader

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40. Don't tell a room full of trained killers they have to make sacrifices

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #5)

Fri Dec 19, 2014, 05:49 PM

Dec 2014

They might start by sacrificing you.

Farenthold's saving grace is he's too fat to strangle and you'd need a claymore to stab him.

On edit: you couldn't shoot him either. Bullets are most effective against brains and hearts, two organs he doesn't have.

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Texas GOP congressman who owns �blow-me.org� website accused of sexual harassment [View all] Katashi_itto Dec 2014 OP

Looks like he hasn't missed too many trips to the buffet, either bluestateguy Dec 2014 #1

Some jokes just write themselves. Arkansas Granny Dec 2014 #2

Yep, agree, not much to add here. Pic and the website pretty much tells it all IMO! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #4

Ducky Pajama Boy strikes again. hobbit709 Dec 2014 #3

Good god almighty! bulloney Dec 2014 #7

One word: Texas RedSpartan Dec 2014 #10

For some reason, I can't stop thinking of this nxylas Dec 2014 #12

If shoe fits... 47of74 Dec 2014 #38

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! The Pajama Photo!!!! hatrack Dec 2014 #18

Pictures like that just should never happen. NuclearDem Dec 2014 #31

He's the guy who told vets losing disability pay during the shutdown that they needed to sacrifice pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #5

Rep. Farenthold doesn't look like he's made many sacrifices in the buffet line. bulloney Dec 2014 #8

Don't tell a room full of trained killers they have to make sacrifices jmowreader Dec 2014 #40

What a disgusting pig! smirkymonkey Dec 2014 #41

Oh look, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is trying internet dating. Downtown Hound Dec 2014 #6

Disgusting. narnian60 Dec 2014 #9

I had the same reaction. Aerows Dec 2014 #27

Neither would I. 47of74 Dec 2014 #39

Ditto. NewDeal_Dem Dec 2014 #33

likewise IronLionZion Dec 2014 #36

Add me to the list. sinkingfeeling Dec 2014 #37

My Congratulations Go To... Vogon_Glory Dec 2014 #11

He's closed the website, apparently. marble falls Dec 2014 #13

It sucks that his cover was blown. Orrex Dec 2014 #15

Maybe he felt deflated and prostrate with regret. nt msanthrope Dec 2014 #19

After his election lasted more than four hours, everybody lost Orrex Dec 2014 #20

I'm sure it all came to a head with his acceptance speech. nt msanthrope Dec 2014 #21

Did you know that he was alone on the stage? Orrex Dec 2014 #23

He's tried to get many women to sit on his staff, but they usually shrink from the task. nt msanthrope Dec 2014 #24

I find it difficult to imagine Aerows Dec 2014 #28

He seems like quite the raconteur, does he not? msanthrope Dec 2014 #29

*smirk* Aerows Dec 2014 #30

I think that the important thing here is to make jokes about his weight Orrex Dec 2014 #14

The incest reference in the o.p. is funnier than the fat comments. Hoppy Dec 2014 #16

I call fowl Orrex Dec 2014 #22

A lamb is not a fowl. Hoppy Dec 2014 #25

This isn't even remotely funny Major Nikon Dec 2014 #42

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Folks all the rapist, felons, criminals flock to the GOP. They get elected under the GOP. sammy750 Dec 2014 #26

Blake Farenthold must be a very sexually insecure man Jack Rabbit Dec 2014 #32

I wonder what he was doing in the park...? daredtowork Dec 2014 #34

Blake Farthold?? Sexual Misconduct?? I'm shocked... Thor_MN Dec 2014 #35

Rachel seemed to have a hard time around Blow Me PatrynXX Dec 2014 #43