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Showing Original Post only (View all)Regulations for Pissing on Cheney’s Grave Announced [View all]
DC The National Park Service announced today that, responding to popular demand, it is preparing rules and regulations for pissing on the grave of Dick Cheney.
Its important to remember, said a spokesman, That Cheney does not have an actual grave at this time since he is not dead. However, public interest in pissing on his grave makes it increasingly urgent to have plans in place.
Ordinarily, we do not encourage urinating in public places. However, Cheney is so universally hated that we see no practical way of keeping it from happening, and have decided instead to regulate it like any other recreational activity.
Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro geological studies to determine the likely drainage. This is an important health measure, said the spokesman, Remember, the grave will house the rotting remains of Dick Cheney, a heavy load on the well being of whatever community it curses. We may have to install a large septic field as it is. Charging a small fee for pissing on Cheneys grave may be the only way to recoup those costs.
http://memegop.org/2014/12/regulations-for-pissing-on-cheneys-grave-announced/
Its important to remember, said a spokesman, That Cheney does not have an actual grave at this time since he is not dead. However, public interest in pissing on his grave makes it increasingly urgent to have plans in place.
Ordinarily, we do not encourage urinating in public places. However, Cheney is so universally hated that we see no practical way of keeping it from happening, and have decided instead to regulate it like any other recreational activity.
Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro geological studies to determine the likely drainage. This is an important health measure, said the spokesman, Remember, the grave will house the rotting remains of Dick Cheney, a heavy load on the well being of whatever community it curses. We may have to install a large septic field as it is. Charging a small fee for pissing on Cheneys grave may be the only way to recoup those costs.
http://memegop.org/2014/12/regulations-for-pissing-on-cheneys-grave-announced/
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Actually I am going on Shark Tank to sell the idea of selling plastic Little Dick Cheney graves
rhett o rick
Dec 2014
#137
I've got to believe they will be tripping all over themselves trying to get in on the action...
orbitalman
Dec 2014
#142
Perhaps the NPS will offer blanket passes, like they do with their Golden Eagle Pass.
Buns_of_Fire
Dec 2014
#32
I'm in. Any price will be worth the trip and depositors fee. Mr Scorpio I wanna ride with you please
irisblue
Dec 2014
#11
I am guessing we will all be disappointed. They will probably hide his grave or bury him at sea
jwirr
Dec 2014
#13
Well this will give the repuke congress something to do ...the Cheney Bill #666.
L0oniX
Dec 2014
#15
I don't think it's satire--well, maybe right now, but I can see this eventually
Demeter
Dec 2014
#21
They are here, but they know better than to come right out and say it...
NoJusticeNoPeace
Dec 2014
#99
Drink an extra bottle of whatever you will be drinking, for me, if you get to do it, will ya?
Jamastiene
Dec 2014
#85
I was going to suggest poppets, for those of us without the funds to travel to said site. however,
niyad
Dec 2014
#38
With that much fertilizer, I wonder if perhaps that will grow enough green stuff to
jtuck004
Dec 2014
#49
I predict that anyone who pisses on Cheney's grave will be greeted as liberators!
bulloney
Dec 2014
#56
I have long said that I want the nearest beer concession UPWIND of Darth's burial site.
Thor_MN
Dec 2014
#63
All the piss in the world is like a spring fed stream compared to his toxic corpse
whereisjustice
Dec 2014
#69
The first person to patent a Dick Cheney mouth and nose urinal and/or toilet
Jamastiene
Dec 2014
#89
Someone DEFINITELY needs to drive a stake through the heart when he *appears dead,
Jamastiene
Dec 2014
#90
I have an annual parks pass...do I still have to pay the fee to get to and p*ss on
joeybee12
Dec 2014
#82
Cheney will never die. His evil will just jump into another corpse-body, when science can no longer
blkmusclmachine
Dec 2014
#105
I don't normally grave dance, but when the evil Dick finally dies, time to pop the champagne!
Initech
Dec 2014
#111
Damn it! This thread and all the posts have me laughing so hard I just pissed myself.
Marie Marie
Dec 2014
#113
What's hilarious about this thread is that I'm probably the only person here...
MrScorpio
Dec 2014
#122
I think we are jumping to conclusions. Why does anyone think that Little Dick Cheney can die?
rhett o rick
Dec 2014
#136
Everybody hates Cheney but the US CorporateMediaWhores.. and that's why I'm Rec this thread.
Cha
Dec 2014
#143