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tularetom

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14. Thanks a lot for getting my hopes up
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 11:54 AM
Dec 2014

And then I read the post and discovered that Cheney doesn't have a grave to piss on because he's NOT FUCKING DEAD!!!

It's a bigger disappointment than yesterday when I got socks for Christmas.

LMFAO RiverLover Dec 2014 #1
Actually I am going on Shark Tank to sell the idea of selling plastic Little Dick Cheney graves rhett o rick Dec 2014 #137
I've got to believe they will be tripping all over themselves trying to get in on the action... orbitalman Dec 2014 #142
I'll be glad to pay a fee, and wait in line as long as necessary. Scuba Dec 2014 #2
And drink a six pack in line. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2014 #97
or tons of coffee, soda pop and other highly caffeinated stuff. n/t deafskeptic Dec 2014 #98
Can we Pre-pay the fee? lobodons Dec 2014 #129
I imagine the grave site Turbineguy Dec 2014 #3
In my dreams libodem Dec 2014 #42
You may need to modify that design. surrealAmerican Dec 2014 #52
I'll squat libodem Dec 2014 #65
Of course Turbineguy Dec 2014 #76
I'm stocking up on bottled water Cirque du So-What Dec 2014 #4
Vodka works great too. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #79
forget the bottled water waddirum Dec 2014 #139
I forgot I was supposed to piss on Judge Julius Hoffman's grave. Hoppy Dec 2014 #5
You forgot the /s tag. greiner3 Dec 2014 #25
LOL heaven05 Dec 2014 #6
Line me up. TRoN33 Dec 2014 #7
LOVE this idea... go for it! 2banon Dec 2014 #45
That is a great idea. You could set up tours for people. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #80
Pay? Scarsdale Dec 2014 #91
.... TRoN33 Dec 2014 #114
I'd add a virtual piss-on-cheney feature for those who can't travel. Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2014 #115
I'm planning a pilgrimage. Initech Dec 2014 #131
I'd love to piss on it, along with Reagan's grave too! B Calm Dec 2014 #8
Perhaps the NPS will offer blanket passes, like they do with their Golden Eagle Pass. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2014 #32
The enterprising person who gets the beer/soda/water concession hifiguy Dec 2014 #64
Don't I know it! The competition is going to be brutal. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2014 #75
Indeed! hifiguy Dec 2014 #77
I think there's a possibility of a theme park here. sarge43 Dec 2014 #104
The "Friend or Quail" shooting game dreamnightwind Dec 2014 #106
The prime attraction sarge43 Dec 2014 #109
You are co-winners of the internet for the week BrotherIvan Dec 2014 #120
Why thank you, good sir. sarge43 Dec 2014 #124
Where's the line for that one?!? Actually both. calimary Dec 2014 #41
Omg~ sheshe2 Dec 2014 #130
all kinds of science behind the "effect" waddirum Dec 2014 #154
That would be dotymed Dec 2014 #48
Will there be a special rate for spitting? nt logosoco Dec 2014 #9
Spitting should be free, imo. n/t Jamastiene Dec 2014 #81
Double snaps with a z Botany Dec 2014 #10
I'm in. Any price will be worth the trip and depositors fee. Mr Scorpio I wanna ride with you please irisblue Dec 2014 #11
Will public nudity be allowed? sarge43 Dec 2014 #12
Travel Mates for women would help with that. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #83
The spousal unit had the same idea. sarge43 Dec 2014 #92
I am guessing we will all be disappointed. They will probably hide his grave or bury him at sea jwirr Dec 2014 #13
Two iconic words: undisclosed location. n/t Ineeda Dec 2014 #26
Probably not for too long, though. calimary Dec 2014 #44
Well They Were Once Buddies ProfessorGAC Dec 2014 #95
Thanks a lot for getting my hopes up tularetom Dec 2014 #14
Well this will give the repuke congress something to do ...the Cheney Bill #666. L0oniX Dec 2014 #15
It is with a great deal of American Pride randr Dec 2014 #16
Eat Asparagus First Treant Dec 2014 #17
"likely drainage'... louis-t Dec 2014 #18
I love good satire Gothmog Dec 2014 #19
I don't think it's satire--well, maybe right now, but I can see this eventually Demeter Dec 2014 #21
Snort. aikoaiko Dec 2014 #20
I don't have the money... Takket Dec 2014 #22
thanks, that is a most excellent idea! niyad Dec 2014 #37
An alternative scenario Jim Lane Dec 2014 #23
They may bury him but I don't think he's staying down! Beach Rat Dec 2014 #24
If Cheney's grave is accessible to the public ... Martin Eden Dec 2014 #27
Darn--I was sure this was Borowitz! spooky3 Dec 2014 #28
That is very high praise ... rewinn Dec 2014 #148
Welcome to DU, rewinn! calimary Dec 2014 #155
Thanks, and I'l have to hang around DU more ... it seems a nice community ... rewinn Dec 2014 #156
I know we have Cheney or W fans here, what do you folks think? NoJusticeNoPeace Dec 2014 #29
I've seen neither; but CHENEY fans? 7962 Dec 2014 #40
No matter how much we may disagree with each other here on DU, Jamastiene Dec 2014 #84
They are here, but they know better than to come right out and say it... NoJusticeNoPeace Dec 2014 #99
We don't need no stinking regulations! grahamhgreen Dec 2014 #30
Darn, and I was planning on dancing on it wryter2000 Dec 2014 #31
Two Words: Quasimodem Dec 2014 #51
Blech wryter2000 Dec 2014 #93
Yep libodem Dec 2014 #107
There's one problem with the whole idea . . . Jack Rabbit Dec 2014 #33
How much to take a dump on his grave? pangaia Dec 2014 #34
That has always been my plan! Dustlawyer Dec 2014 #58
Extra, but worth it. mountain grammy Dec 2014 #126
I Plan On Pissing On Reagan's Grave StevePaulson Dec 2014 #35
Drink an extra bottle of whatever you will be drinking, for me, if you get to do it, will ya? Jamastiene Dec 2014 #85
k and r for starting my day off right!! niyad Dec 2014 #36
I was going to suggest poppets, for those of us without the funds to travel to said site. however, niyad Dec 2014 #38
LOL Joey Liberal Dec 2014 #39
What a great post! oldandhappy Dec 2014 #43
The problem is... gregcrawford Dec 2014 #46
Great Site libodem Dec 2014 #47
With that much fertilizer, I wonder if perhaps that will grow enough green stuff to jtuck004 Dec 2014 #49
MrScorpio----brilliant post!!! educational too! spanone Dec 2014 #50
Whatever you do, don't build a housing development over it. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #53
Hey I'll pay for that honor! Bluzmann57 Dec 2014 #54
Is there a waiting list? NastyRiffraff Dec 2014 #55
Of course, there will be a waiting list. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #86
Appointments too jmowreader Dec 2014 #134
I predict that anyone who pisses on Cheney's grave will be greeted as liberators! bulloney Dec 2014 #56
Why wait til he's dead? cp Dec 2014 #57
Why, indeed. MrScorpio Dec 2014 #59
Made me laugh! nt Duval Dec 2014 #60
Hopefully paper tickets would be avaliable. vkkv Dec 2014 #61
Would the design on Cheney's Grave Site include a Fire-Hydrant, too? Johnny Rash Dec 2014 #62
I have long said that I want the nearest beer concession UPWIND of Darth's burial site. Thor_MN Dec 2014 #63
Look for me malaise Dec 2014 #66
Outhouses have rules now? Augiedog Dec 2014 #67
as dear old dad used to say of Nixon... alterfurz Dec 2014 #68
I have honestly never seen anyone in a wheelchair Jamastiene Dec 2014 #88
All the piss in the world is like a spring fed stream compared to his toxic corpse whereisjustice Dec 2014 #69
Waterboard the bastard n2doc Dec 2014 #70
The first person to patent a Dick Cheney mouth and nose urinal and/or toilet Jamastiene Dec 2014 #89
Especially libodem Dec 2014 #110
Until that time comes, I'll be saving mine up in gallon pickle jars... Contrary1 Dec 2014 #71
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire nichomachus Dec 2014 #72
That reminds me... MrScorpio Dec 2014 #73
Someone DEFINITELY needs to drive a stake through the heart when he *appears dead, Jamastiene Dec 2014 #90
Please Pardon this apropos photo - I'm a girl Mira Dec 2014 #74
I think elephants should get to piss on his grave for free. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #78
I have an annual parks pass...do I still have to pay the fee to get to and p*ss on joeybee12 Dec 2014 #82
I'm pretty sure you'll need to get a special "piss-pass". n/t Contrary1 Dec 2014 #87
Damn! joeybee12 Dec 2014 #94
I will offer a service . . . OldRedneck Dec 2014 #96
cottage industries thanks to Darth Cheney! BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2014 #119
Is it OK to piss in the grave rock Dec 2014 #100
DIURETICS! GET YOUR DIURETICS HERE! rurallib Dec 2014 #101
Why should anybody wait until he has a grave? tularetom Dec 2014 #102
Bring on the elephants. Blue_In_AK Dec 2014 #103
Cheney will never die. His evil will just jump into another corpse-body, when science can no longer blkmusclmachine Dec 2014 #105
Upon leaving the Army The Wizard Dec 2014 #108
I don't normally grave dance, but when the evil Dick finally dies, time to pop the champagne! Initech Dec 2014 #111
I thought werewolves were immortal Doctor_J Dec 2014 #112
Damn it! This thread and all the posts have me laughing so hard I just pissed myself. Marie Marie Dec 2014 #113
I was sort of hoping he'd be buried smiley Dec 2014 #116
How much would a shit costs? santamargarita Dec 2014 #117
You can buy a truck load of cow shit for about $40 Major Nikon Dec 2014 #118
Trickle Down comes to mind. . B Calm Dec 2014 #121
What's hilarious about this thread is that I'm probably the only person here... MrScorpio Dec 2014 #122
Did you take a Lysol shower afterwards? nt sarge43 Dec 2014 #123
Well, we never touched... MrScorpio Dec 2014 #125
Consider yourself blessed. nt sarge43 Dec 2014 #128
I'd rather place a Pete Seeger CD tavernier Dec 2014 #127
Why stop at #1? nikto Dec 2014 #132
There are already some great graves to piss on... nikto Dec 2014 #133
they will have to put security cameras in 24/7 Ramses Dec 2014 #135
I think we are jumping to conclusions. Why does anyone think that Little Dick Cheney can die? rhett o rick Dec 2014 #136
Yep. GoCubsGo Dec 2014 #149
I've never been arrested Fiendish Thingy Dec 2014 #138
All things considered, I wouldn't mind a nominal fee. lpbk2713 Dec 2014 #140
The is fantastic! progressoid Dec 2014 #141
Everybody hates Cheney but the US CorporateMediaWhores.. and that's why I'm Rec this thread. Cha Dec 2014 #143
My plan is out in the open?? Hulk Dec 2014 #144
Funny Though it Is, The Premise Makes a Possibly-Faulty Assumption Ryan Fitzomething Dec 2014 #145
All these are wonderful ideas,,,, SmittynMo Dec 2014 #146
I hate waiting in long lines. Shoonra Dec 2014 #147
Can I get a Aerows Dec 2014 #150
I'm going to start putting money away for future vacations spent pissing on Cheney's grave. Vinca Dec 2014 #151
Stay hydrated! nt MrScorpio Dec 2014 #152
I wonder, will there be a place to take a good dump too! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #153
I thought that I was the only one Grubbin Jan 2016 #157
Welcome to DU! nt MrScorpio Jan 2016 #158
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