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MrScorpio

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122. What's hilarious about this thread is that I'm probably the only person here...
Fri Dec 26, 2014, 08:48 PM
Dec 2014

Who's ever been in arm's reach of the guy. With me, it was completely by accident and it was all my own fault, because I wasn't looking where I was walking. This happened when I was headed down to the Pentagon Concourse on my lunch break. I was looking one way (into the cafeteria… decided to skip the long line) and detected a shadow out of the corner of my eye. I came to a complete stop and stood face to face with SECDEF Cheney his damn self, who was standing in the middle of the corridor and mumbling out of the corner of his mouth to some other guy. I almost knocked him flat on his ass.

That would've done wonders for my Air Force career had I did.

After that brush with "greatness" I slipped around the two gents and went on my merry way without as much as a howdoyado. Never saw him in person ever again.

LMFAO RiverLover Dec 2014 #1
Actually I am going on Shark Tank to sell the idea of selling plastic Little Dick Cheney graves rhett o rick Dec 2014 #137
I've got to believe they will be tripping all over themselves trying to get in on the action... orbitalman Dec 2014 #142
I'll be glad to pay a fee, and wait in line as long as necessary. Scuba Dec 2014 #2
And drink a six pack in line. Hassin Bin Sober Dec 2014 #97
or tons of coffee, soda pop and other highly caffeinated stuff. n/t deafskeptic Dec 2014 #98
Can we Pre-pay the fee? lobodons Dec 2014 #129
I imagine the grave site Turbineguy Dec 2014 #3
In my dreams libodem Dec 2014 #42
You may need to modify that design. surrealAmerican Dec 2014 #52
I'll squat libodem Dec 2014 #65
Of course Turbineguy Dec 2014 #76
I'm stocking up on bottled water Cirque du So-What Dec 2014 #4
Vodka works great too. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #79
forget the bottled water waddirum Dec 2014 #139
I forgot I was supposed to piss on Judge Julius Hoffman's grave. Hoppy Dec 2014 #5
You forgot the /s tag. greiner3 Dec 2014 #25
LOL heaven05 Dec 2014 #6
Line me up. TRoN33 Dec 2014 #7
LOVE this idea... go for it! 2banon Dec 2014 #45
That is a great idea. You could set up tours for people. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #80
Pay? Scarsdale Dec 2014 #91
.... TRoN33 Dec 2014 #114
I'd add a virtual piss-on-cheney feature for those who can't travel. Gidney N Cloyd Dec 2014 #115
I'm planning a pilgrimage. Initech Dec 2014 #131
I'd love to piss on it, along with Reagan's grave too! B Calm Dec 2014 #8
Perhaps the NPS will offer blanket passes, like they do with their Golden Eagle Pass. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2014 #32
The enterprising person who gets the beer/soda/water concession hifiguy Dec 2014 #64
Don't I know it! The competition is going to be brutal. Buns_of_Fire Dec 2014 #75
Indeed! hifiguy Dec 2014 #77
I think there's a possibility of a theme park here. sarge43 Dec 2014 #104
The "Friend or Quail" shooting game dreamnightwind Dec 2014 #106
The prime attraction sarge43 Dec 2014 #109
You are co-winners of the internet for the week BrotherIvan Dec 2014 #120
Why thank you, good sir. sarge43 Dec 2014 #124
Where's the line for that one?!? Actually both. calimary Dec 2014 #41
Omg~ sheshe2 Dec 2014 #130
all kinds of science behind the "effect" waddirum Dec 2014 #154
That would be dotymed Dec 2014 #48
Will there be a special rate for spitting? nt logosoco Dec 2014 #9
Spitting should be free, imo. n/t Jamastiene Dec 2014 #81
Double snaps with a z Botany Dec 2014 #10
I'm in. Any price will be worth the trip and depositors fee. Mr Scorpio I wanna ride with you please irisblue Dec 2014 #11
Will public nudity be allowed? sarge43 Dec 2014 #12
Travel Mates for women would help with that. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #83
The spousal unit had the same idea. sarge43 Dec 2014 #92
I am guessing we will all be disappointed. They will probably hide his grave or bury him at sea jwirr Dec 2014 #13
Two iconic words: undisclosed location. n/t Ineeda Dec 2014 #26
Probably not for too long, though. calimary Dec 2014 #44
Well They Were Once Buddies ProfessorGAC Dec 2014 #95
Thanks a lot for getting my hopes up tularetom Dec 2014 #14
Well this will give the repuke congress something to do ...the Cheney Bill #666. L0oniX Dec 2014 #15
It is with a great deal of American Pride randr Dec 2014 #16
Eat Asparagus First Treant Dec 2014 #17
"likely drainage'... louis-t Dec 2014 #18
I love good satire Gothmog Dec 2014 #19
I don't think it's satire--well, maybe right now, but I can see this eventually Demeter Dec 2014 #21
Snort. aikoaiko Dec 2014 #20
I don't have the money... Takket Dec 2014 #22
thanks, that is a most excellent idea! niyad Dec 2014 #37
An alternative scenario Jim Lane Dec 2014 #23
They may bury him but I don't think he's staying down! Beach Rat Dec 2014 #24
If Cheney's grave is accessible to the public ... Martin Eden Dec 2014 #27
Darn--I was sure this was Borowitz! spooky3 Dec 2014 #28
That is very high praise ... rewinn Dec 2014 #148
Welcome to DU, rewinn! calimary Dec 2014 #155
Thanks, and I'l have to hang around DU more ... it seems a nice community ... rewinn Dec 2014 #156
I know we have Cheney or W fans here, what do you folks think? NoJusticeNoPeace Dec 2014 #29
I've seen neither; but CHENEY fans? 7962 Dec 2014 #40
No matter how much we may disagree with each other here on DU, Jamastiene Dec 2014 #84
They are here, but they know better than to come right out and say it... NoJusticeNoPeace Dec 2014 #99
We don't need no stinking regulations! grahamhgreen Dec 2014 #30
Darn, and I was planning on dancing on it wryter2000 Dec 2014 #31
Two Words: Quasimodem Dec 2014 #51
Blech wryter2000 Dec 2014 #93
Yep libodem Dec 2014 #107
There's one problem with the whole idea . . . Jack Rabbit Dec 2014 #33
How much to take a dump on his grave? pangaia Dec 2014 #34
That has always been my plan! Dustlawyer Dec 2014 #58
Extra, but worth it. mountain grammy Dec 2014 #126
I Plan On Pissing On Reagan's Grave StevePaulson Dec 2014 #35
Drink an extra bottle of whatever you will be drinking, for me, if you get to do it, will ya? Jamastiene Dec 2014 #85
k and r for starting my day off right!! niyad Dec 2014 #36
I was going to suggest poppets, for those of us without the funds to travel to said site. however, niyad Dec 2014 #38
LOL Joey Liberal Dec 2014 #39
What a great post! oldandhappy Dec 2014 #43
The problem is... gregcrawford Dec 2014 #46
Great Site libodem Dec 2014 #47
With that much fertilizer, I wonder if perhaps that will grow enough green stuff to jtuck004 Dec 2014 #49
MrScorpio----brilliant post!!! educational too! spanone Dec 2014 #50
Whatever you do, don't build a housing development over it. True Blue Door Dec 2014 #53
Hey I'll pay for that honor! Bluzmann57 Dec 2014 #54
Is there a waiting list? NastyRiffraff Dec 2014 #55
Of course, there will be a waiting list. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #86
Appointments too jmowreader Dec 2014 #134
I predict that anyone who pisses on Cheney's grave will be greeted as liberators! bulloney Dec 2014 #56
Why wait til he's dead? cp Dec 2014 #57
Why, indeed. MrScorpio Dec 2014 #59
Made me laugh! nt Duval Dec 2014 #60
Hopefully paper tickets would be avaliable. vkkv Dec 2014 #61
Would the design on Cheney's Grave Site include a Fire-Hydrant, too? Johnny Rash Dec 2014 #62
I have long said that I want the nearest beer concession UPWIND of Darth's burial site. Thor_MN Dec 2014 #63
Look for me malaise Dec 2014 #66
Outhouses have rules now? Augiedog Dec 2014 #67
as dear old dad used to say of Nixon... alterfurz Dec 2014 #68
I have honestly never seen anyone in a wheelchair Jamastiene Dec 2014 #88
All the piss in the world is like a spring fed stream compared to his toxic corpse whereisjustice Dec 2014 #69
Waterboard the bastard n2doc Dec 2014 #70
The first person to patent a Dick Cheney mouth and nose urinal and/or toilet Jamastiene Dec 2014 #89
Especially libodem Dec 2014 #110
Until that time comes, I'll be saving mine up in gallon pickle jars... Contrary1 Dec 2014 #71
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire nichomachus Dec 2014 #72
That reminds me... MrScorpio Dec 2014 #73
Someone DEFINITELY needs to drive a stake through the heart when he *appears dead, Jamastiene Dec 2014 #90
Please Pardon this apropos photo - I'm a girl Mira Dec 2014 #74
I think elephants should get to piss on his grave for free. Jamastiene Dec 2014 #78
I have an annual parks pass...do I still have to pay the fee to get to and p*ss on joeybee12 Dec 2014 #82
I'm pretty sure you'll need to get a special "piss-pass". n/t Contrary1 Dec 2014 #87
Damn! joeybee12 Dec 2014 #94
I will offer a service . . . OldRedneck Dec 2014 #96
cottage industries thanks to Darth Cheney! BlancheSplanchnik Dec 2014 #119
Is it OK to piss in the grave rock Dec 2014 #100
DIURETICS! GET YOUR DIURETICS HERE! rurallib Dec 2014 #101
Why should anybody wait until he has a grave? tularetom Dec 2014 #102
Bring on the elephants. Blue_In_AK Dec 2014 #103
Cheney will never die. His evil will just jump into another corpse-body, when science can no longer blkmusclmachine Dec 2014 #105
Upon leaving the Army The Wizard Dec 2014 #108
I don't normally grave dance, but when the evil Dick finally dies, time to pop the champagne! Initech Dec 2014 #111
I thought werewolves were immortal Doctor_J Dec 2014 #112
Damn it! This thread and all the posts have me laughing so hard I just pissed myself. Marie Marie Dec 2014 #113
I was sort of hoping he'd be buried smiley Dec 2014 #116
How much would a shit costs? santamargarita Dec 2014 #117
You can buy a truck load of cow shit for about $40 Major Nikon Dec 2014 #118
Trickle Down comes to mind. . B Calm Dec 2014 #121
What's hilarious about this thread is that I'm probably the only person here... MrScorpio Dec 2014 #122
Did you take a Lysol shower afterwards? nt sarge43 Dec 2014 #123
Well, we never touched... MrScorpio Dec 2014 #125
Consider yourself blessed. nt sarge43 Dec 2014 #128
I'd rather place a Pete Seeger CD tavernier Dec 2014 #127
Why stop at #1? nikto Dec 2014 #132
There are already some great graves to piss on... nikto Dec 2014 #133
they will have to put security cameras in 24/7 Ramses Dec 2014 #135
I think we are jumping to conclusions. Why does anyone think that Little Dick Cheney can die? rhett o rick Dec 2014 #136
Yep. GoCubsGo Dec 2014 #149
I've never been arrested Fiendish Thingy Dec 2014 #138
All things considered, I wouldn't mind a nominal fee. lpbk2713 Dec 2014 #140
The is fantastic! progressoid Dec 2014 #141
Everybody hates Cheney but the US CorporateMediaWhores.. and that's why I'm Rec this thread. Cha Dec 2014 #143
My plan is out in the open?? Hulk Dec 2014 #144
Funny Though it Is, The Premise Makes a Possibly-Faulty Assumption Ryan Fitzomething Dec 2014 #145
All these are wonderful ideas,,,, SmittynMo Dec 2014 #146
I hate waiting in long lines. Shoonra Dec 2014 #147
Can I get a Aerows Dec 2014 #150
I'm going to start putting money away for future vacations spent pissing on Cheney's grave. Vinca Dec 2014 #151
Stay hydrated! nt MrScorpio Dec 2014 #152
I wonder, will there be a place to take a good dump too! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2014 #153
I thought that I was the only one Grubbin Jan 2016 #157
Welcome to DU! nt MrScorpio Jan 2016 #158
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