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51. He was afraid of horses for a good reason

Sat Dec 27, 2014, 02:52 PM

Dec 2014

The real reason Bush is afraid of horses...

In his late twenties, George Bush decided to go horseback riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounted the horse and appeared in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a steady pace.

After a short time George became cocky and attempted some rodeo moves he had seen on TV. He quickly lost his grip on the saddle, panicked, and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. George had by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still had a firm grip on the horse's neck.

George decided that his best chance was to leap away from the horse, and as he leaped, his foot became entangled in one of the stirrups and his head started to bang on the ground as the horse galloped along.

George, now panicked and fearing for for his life, started screaming,"help!!!!"

Hearing his screams, the K-Mart manager casually walked out of the store and unplugged the horse.

"Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything." - Mark Twain

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Please, someone explain the boots to me? [View all] kpete Dec 2014 OP

I'm going with the obvious ccarmenfrongillo Dec 2014 #1

I'm going with the truly obvious tabasco Dec 2014 #17

That does it.... Stellar Dec 2014 #24

Moron, mass murderer, take your pick randys1 Dec 2014 #26

Worse, he's a fucking urban Texan douchebag Warpy Dec 2014 #41

His smell like bullshit! :) - nt KingCharlemagne Dec 2014 #42

Wrong end Warpy Dec 2014 #43

Yeah, but just the insides. JHB Dec 2014 #64

Smelling like horse and cow shit still beats it... MrMickeysMom Dec 2014 #47

you're both wrong Skittles Dec 2014 #75

Presidential seal cowboy boots. Brickbat Dec 2014 #2

Yep, but only GWB would be stupid enough to wear them with a tux. nt Live and Learn Dec 2014 #16

that way he can step out for a breath of fresh air AND clear some brush at the same time! uppityperson Dec 2014 #76

He thinks he's being cute madokie Dec 2014 #3

You owe nine-year-old girls an apology. phylny Dec 2014 #27

Of course they wouldn't madokie Dec 2014 #67

Ugh. jen63 Dec 2014 #4

Yep. He gets off by rubbing our noses in it. Arkansas Granny Dec 2014 #9

The photo was taken when he was president. Brickbat Dec 2014 #10

Doo... 3catwoman3 Dec 2014 #5

He likes "shiny things" ? BlueJazz Dec 2014 #6

"See my boots? I used to be the President." nt bemildred Dec 2014 #7

Please, someone explain HughBeaumont Dec 2014 #8

Maybe one seal is labeled 'right' and the other 'left' Siwsan Dec 2014 #11

Bwaaha! jen63 Dec 2014 #13

He would still need help getting dressed ... JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2014 #18

Ha! jen63 Dec 2014 #37

he died with his boots on mercuryblues Dec 2014 #12

GWB was playing cowboy. MineralMan Dec 2014 #14

Wouldn't that be 2naSalit Dec 2014 #30

A bootmaker in Texas made them for him. Ilsa Dec 2014 #15

He's paying for them. Iggo Dec 2014 #19

This should have come with a warning of scary picture! WhiteTara Dec 2014 #20

Look closer: no "probably" about it. truebluegreen Dec 2014 #21

NOOOOOOO! Don't make me look closer! WhiteTara Dec 2014 #28

Ultra highwater pants. and Jeb sits at the kiddie table. JaneyVee Dec 2014 #22

Connecticut Yankee Cowboys nt. Warren Stupidity Dec 2014 #23

maybe? alphafemale Dec 2014 #25

Sorry, Earth. nt tridim Dec 2014 #29

Ever notice... 2naSalit Dec 2014 #31

Why those are his President'en boots notadmblnd Dec 2014 #32

What would "lil boots" be without them? onecaliberal Dec 2014 #33

That doofus had the presidential seal imprinted on every damn thing he owned. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2014 #34

"He wanted to make sure nobody forgot for a second that he was the president. " 3catwoman3 Dec 2014 #48

If this was taken while he was campaigning or was president it is part of his costume. Remember jwirr Dec 2014 #35

Cuz he wants to be sure that when you're licking his boots, you know whose they are. n/t CincyDem Dec 2014 #36

More disturbing than the boots... CincyDem Dec 2014 #38

Somebody showed another version in a comment downthread Erich Bloodaxe BSN Dec 2014 #58

Could be worse - Spirochete Dec 2014 #39

The boots and cowboy gear were all part of his costume when he played the role of sabrina 1 Dec 2014 #40

The "ranch" was actually a pig farm Major Nikon Dec 2014 #44

So the brush has a sporting chance of surviving these days? Brother Buzz Dec 2014 #45

I think he was afraid of horses also, and never saw a cow on that ranch. sabrina 1 Dec 2014 #61

Mexican President Vicente Fox offered Shrub a ride on one of his horses and Shrub refused Major Nikon Dec 2014 #62

Lol, all hat no cattle did perfectly describe him. He was the epitome of everything the far right sabrina 1 Dec 2014 #65

The targets of their manipulation were white Christian rural rubes Major Nikon Dec 2014 #68

Never say "presiduncy" before treestar Dec 2014 #73

FWIW, the event was the "Black Tie & Boots Inaugural Ball" aikoaiko Dec 2014 #46

The photo is from 1/6/05, 13 days before the Black Tie & Boots Inaugural Ball pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #49

You are correct. I misread the article linked below. aikoaiko Dec 2014 #54

Lot of 'Koch's in that larger version of the pic. nt Erich Bloodaxe BSN Dec 2014 #59

Who are the "Koch's?" treestar Dec 2014 #74

Silly wear for a guy that was scared of horses.... Historic NY Dec 2014 #50

He was afraid of horses for a good reason Brother Buzz Dec 2014 #51

DUzy! pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #53

Tap them together 3 times and a magic goat appears. L0oniX Dec 2014 #52

I would say the interpretation is Trillo Dec 2014 #55

He stores his brain in a secret compartment in the left boot heel. Tierra_y_Libertad Dec 2014 #56

Lil' Bush thinks it makes him look all manly and such... truth2power Dec 2014 #57

All hat and no cattle. Rex Dec 2014 #60

I never thought he could look more idiotic, but I was wrong. B Calm Dec 2014 #63

...I got nothin' Warren DeMontague Dec 2014 #66

*Where* is Jeb Crow Shrub's wife Columba?!1 He claims that racism in TX caused them to move UTUSN Dec 2014 #69

kennebunkport cowboy wanna be/fake texan spanone Dec 2014 #70

I'm no fashion maven but they really don't look right with black tie and tux treestar Dec 2014 #71

It's really hard to look like an asshole while wearing a black tux. dawg Dec 2014 #72

I'm wearing boots right now. rogerashton Dec 2014 #77

Its a Texas thang. And W is a Texas thang. Wish he'd a' stayed in baseball. marble falls Dec 2014 #78

"Black tie and boots" is formal wear in parts of Texas jmowreader Dec 2014 #79