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Fox News has just learned that Barack Hussein Obama has been seen consulting with a man, Eddie Vedder, known for, among other things, having inspired the sort of mainstream rock music epitomized by the much reviled *foreign* band Nickelback. Some speculate Obama may be considering replacing the national anthem with a Pearl Jam song, or even one by Nickelback or Staind.
Also, Eddie Vedder is short. And Barack Hussein Obama is still black. And probably gay. And a Muslim. And Vedder is probably a gay Muslim, too.
Fox News Out.
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