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R B Garr

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87. Oh, don't you worry your little head, now.

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 03:47 AM

Jan 2015

You will get all the attention from the MenZ for being super cool because you watch the football on the television. Only you.

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Tim Tebow arrested for soliciting sexual favors (satire, hoax) [View all] BainsBane Jan 2015 OP

DailyLeak. NuclearDem Jan 2015 #1

It's the excuse that's the best part BainsBane Jan 2015 #8

Well, DL is an Onion-style site. NuclearDem Jan 2015 #13

Isn't holy water a Catholic thing? braddy Jan 2015 #28

Yes, and it's only holy after priests bless it BainsBane Jan 2015 #31

I thought it was hilarious marym625 Jan 2015 #37

Huh? He claims to have invented something that was around SheilaT Jan 2015 #2

It's satire Electric Monk Jan 2015 #6

Oh, damn BainsBane Jan 2015 #12

oh. Never mind. SheilaT Jan 2015 #18

The writers at DailyLeak are younger than Tebow Brother Buzz Jan 2015 #36

Yep, that's what it was, just a blessing, like Jimmy Swaggart, just looking and then witnessing to Thinkingabout Jan 2015 #3

I wouldn't throw him out of bed but he would have to promise to shut up the whole time. n/t. hrmjustin Jan 2015 #4

Those uber religious people seem to like it kinky davidpdx Jan 2015 #52

I'm sure she would be grateful for the holy water marym625 Jan 2015 #5

It's poor satire. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #16

Yeah I see marym625 Jan 2015 #32

It's no Onion. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #33

I don't think you have to be so subtle marym625 Jan 2015 #34

I do. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #35

Well marym625 Jan 2015 #38

That one is funny. This one, not so much. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #41

I love 20score's satire marym625 Jan 2015 #43

I can't find any record of this at the Jacksonville Daily News...or any other site brooklynite Jan 2015 #7

Daily Leak is an Onion wannabe. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #15

snoops says its a hoax mikemcl350 Jan 2015 #9

Daily Leak is a parody site... it does irritate me because many people only think ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #14

Yeah, I thought it was real. BainsBane Jan 2015 #20

It happens. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #23

debunked at snopes.com msongs Jan 2015 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author Ptah Jan 2015 #11

Fake but funny! nt benz380 Jan 2015 #17

Don't you mean: "fake but inevitable"? longship Jan 2015 #29

knew it was fake when it referred to "the woman" JI7 Jan 2015 #19

I had the same thought. hrmjustin Jan 2015 #24

i'm sure the RW stuff will stop whenever he decides to come out JI7 Jan 2015 #27

i wish him the best and I hope he feels comfortable with himself in the future. hrmjustin Jan 2015 #30

That'd be the best campaign EVER! jmowreader Jan 2015 #46

You'd think it was funny if it was true? Dreamer Tatum Jan 2015 #21

NOW neglected to remove my sense of humor. BainsBane Jan 2015 #22

I thought it was hilarious. hrmjustin Jan 2015 #25

Wow. These pathetic imitation sites really demonstrate the brilliance of "The Onion" (nt) Nye Bevan Jan 2015 #26

Thank you. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2015 #42

Yes. And that piece was so poorly written... SMC22307 Jan 2015 #59

Satire is hard. nt Codeine Jan 2015 #39

Given that it is satire, you should remove. Common ethics. And respect for the board. Luminous Animal Jan 2015 #40

I agree that it should be deleted, since it is untrue and, imo, unfunny. Tanuki Jan 2015 #45

It is clearly labeled as satire BainsBane Jan 2015 #49

It should be labeled [satire] in the topic, as many people will see the topic but not click PoliticAverse Jan 2015 #51

I was about to buy into this. RandySF Jan 2015 #44

Lil Timmy Teabow and Kirk Cameron ought to make a film together!!! blkmusclmachine Jan 2015 #47

damn satire awoke_in_2003 Jan 2015 #48

ha! Ellipsis Jan 2015 #50

Just about had a heart attack...... a kennedy Jan 2015 #53

FYI, someone sent this to jury. PeaceNikki Jan 2015 #54

Thanks, PeaceNikki BainsBane Jan 2015 #62

OGG! n/t Mugu Jan 2015 #85

Why? kentuck Jan 2015 #55

Because he is a Christian who lives his life like his faith. dilby Jan 2015 #56

I agree with you dilby. dawg Jan 2015 #68

You must have a shitty life when you celebrate the satire of a good person. dilby Jan 2015 #57

If it had been true, he wouldn't have been a good person BainsBane Jan 2015 #63

But it's not true. cwydro Jan 2015 #64

Because hypocrisy is funny BainsBane Jan 2015 #65

I agree with that. cwydro Jan 2015 #66

I did not make it up BainsBane Jan 2015 #69

I think you did the right thing by labeling it. cwydro Jan 2015 #70

Bye, won't miss you and won't even care. dilby Jan 2015 #74

Yep. RiffRandell Jan 2015 #71

The OP pretends not to know the guy. dilby Jan 2015 #73

How LAUGHABLE. Sorry, but Tebow is considered clownish. R B Garr Jan 2015 #75

I'd bet my life you never heard of "Bradying". RiffRandell Jan 2015 #77

Start a thread about Brady, then. LMAO. R B Garr Jan 2015 #80

No need to. RiffRandell Jan 2015 #82

wtf are you talking about? LMAO. R B Garr Jan 2015 #88

B, I'm the SUPER COOL FEMALE for more than that. RiffRandell Jan 2015 #83

Oh, don't you worry your little head, now. R B Garr Jan 2015 #87

Psssst: I have a few guy friends that hang around the food table RiffRandell Jan 2015 #90

yeah, thanks for sharing. R B Garr Jan 2015 #91

Now, now don't be jealous, the woman love watching football too. RiffRandell Jan 2015 #92

Oh, don't you worry you're little head about me now. R B Garr Jan 2015 #93

Why are you trying to refer to me as deseperate? RiffRandell Jan 2015 #95

And Google "Tim Tebow crying". His phoniness is all over YouTube R B Garr Jan 2015 #81

Awww, so you are mocking men that cry? RiffRandell Jan 2015 #84

I was responding to the poster who was flaming BainsBane R B Garr Jan 2015 #86

Kick for exposure. egduj Jan 2015 #58

Good lord. cwydro Jan 2015 #60

LOL SMC22307 Jan 2015 #61

Tebow's biggest sin was being a hated Gator. Otherwise ... dawg Jan 2015 #67

Truth. nt RiffRandell Jan 2015 #72

Tebow's done more actual good in the last month than the OP has done, ever Dreamer Tatum Jan 2015 #76

No fucking shit. RiffRandell Jan 2015 #78

No reason to slam OP, though. dawg Jan 2015 #89

I think that same thing too when I come across your posts... LanternWaste Jan 2015 #94

Satire just like your "threats" over at Discussionist. RiffRandell Jan 2015 #79

Please God...let it be true GOLGO 13 Jan 2015 #96