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Atman

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19. My mom called the cops on me because she thought my iPhone was a tazer or something.

Thu Jan 8, 2015, 10:54 AM

Jan 2015

No kidding. Old people can do some crazy shit.

I showed up to take her to a doctors appointment. She didn't know where she was going. She didn't know the address, she didn't know the directions. She said "Just drive, we'll find it!" But she knew the doctor's name. So I took out my iPhone and launched Google Maps...she freaked out. "What is that thing!" She jumped from the car and ran to the neighbor's house screaming that I was trying to kill her. Cops and mayhem ensued.

And these same people are loose on the internet swearing that the government is spraying mind control chemicals on us. Okay, not my mom...she can't even figure out how to check her e-mail. But there are plenty of others.

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My wife asked me about "chemtrails" today. [View all] Atman Jan 2015 OP

Obviously, the chemtrails don't spray out mind control drugs or I wouldn't be able... BlueJazz Jan 2015 #1

Oh, snap! Atman Jan 2015 #6

Lotta nutjobs think it's 'the gubmint spraying us with chemicals'. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jan 2015 #2

Shhh! you're spilling the beans! brooklynite Jan 2015 #8

I think the mind-control stuff is coming through the Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jan 2015 #10

Yep. That and air traffic has increased dramatically over the past few decades. unrepentant progress Jan 2015 #3

I remember watching the sunrise over Lake Tahoe one morning. Atman Jan 2015 #9

That's what they want you to think! :D unrepentant progress Jan 2015 #17

i have a friend who swears the government is controlling the weather with these thingys spanone Jan 2015 #4

In a way they are Renew Deal Jan 2015 #16

of course it's just jet contrails... KG Jan 2015 #5

Specifically mentioned in DU's Terms of Service... Phentex Jan 2015 #7

I'm not actually discussing it. Atman Jan 2015 #12

I got an email just yesterday from my neighbor madokie Jan 2015 #11

Easy enough to spot an Alex Jones listener FBaggins Jan 2015 #23

Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven? Here is some research you Douglas Carpenter Jan 2015 #13

Was that from The Onion? Atman Jan 2015 #14

Not the Onion, but still satire... Archae Jan 2015 #22

The big puffy white ones are called "chem blobs" Renew Deal Jan 2015 #15

Its not the internet. former9thward Jan 2015 #18

My mom called the cops on me because she thought my iPhone was a tazer or something. Atman Jan 2015 #19

Increased levels of Barium and Aluminum in the atmosphere, criss cross patterns in the sky, and cbdo2007 Jan 2015 #20

IMO Mr Dixon Jan 2015 #21