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PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)The Google is my Engine; I shall not want.
She maketh me to improve myself:
She leadeth me to troves of knowledge.
She cacheth my lost pages:
She leadeth me in the paths of pagerank for her name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ignorance,
I will fear no linkfarms: For thou art with me;
Thy rank and thy mail, they comfort me.
Thou preparest tables before me with the presence of mine results;
Thou annointest my search with value; My content runneth over.
Surely pagerank and content shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell at the site of Google forever.
Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Related lol: I can't get to at work:
"Web Page Blocked
Access to the web page you were trying to visit has been blocked in accordance with company policy. If you believe this has been blocked in error, please open a support ticket with Network Operations.
User: NYGDB
URL: www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/google_prayers.html
Category: cult-and-occult
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