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My building has four apartments, four guys.

First my neighbor at the south end of the building lost his dog Dodger.

Then I lost my cat Lucky.

Now my neighbor at the north end lost his dog Spirit.

I still have my cat Charlotte, and my north end neighbor has his little miniature German Shepard dog.

But after years, no, decades of things going good, suddenly in the space of 2 months, 3 pets lost.

If I was a conspiracy theorist, I'd be blaming the Illuminati about now.