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Kablooie

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6. The Goops
Thu Apr 26, 2012, 05:14 AM
Apr 2012

The Goops
by Gillette Burgess

The Goops they lick their fingers
And the Goops they lick their knives:
They spill their froth on the tablecloth
Oh, they lead disgusting lives!
The Goops they talk while eating,
And loud and fast they chew;
And that is why I'm glad that I
Am not a Goop, are you?





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The GOOPs. My announcement. [View all] Cleita Apr 2012 OP
... Cleita Apr 2012 #1
Incredibly clever!!! deaniac21 Apr 2012 #2
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Smears Republicans and bad 'natural' products in the same swipe. BlueIris Apr 2012 #4
R#6 and K, for, I like it a lot!1 n/t UTUSN Apr 2012 #5
The Goops Kablooie Apr 2012 #6
Yes, I'm glad, we are not GOOPs. Cleita Apr 2012 #7
Been Calling Them That For Years... KharmaTrain Apr 2012 #8
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