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PCIntern

(28,344 posts)
Sat Jan 24, 2015, 12:51 PM Jan 2015

Balls...--tee-hee-- Balls... --giggle-- Balls... --ooh-hoo-hoo-- Balls... har-de-har-har [View all]

Oh...isn't it JUST SO FUNNY!!! They actually said the word "Balls!" on TeeVee!!! Oh my goodness...so FUNNY!!!!!!!!

When the Hell did the entire country revert to grade school humor of the most moronic kind? Well, that is an easy answer, but it is downright embarrassing to see all these 'comedic' sketches and reports with the "winks and smiles...it's just that word...it just is so...'amusing'".

So as tired as I am of it, I had a patient this morning who came in all humorrhoid and everything about the "Ballgate" and "Deflated-ballgate" and all that stupid shit "punniness". So I said to him, it reminds me of the old punchline: "Liquor and rubber balls". So he starts laughing and absolutely deadpan I said to him somewhat conspiratorially: "You know, I heard that women don't even HAVE balls." Absolutely no response....he just sat there thinking.

I just nodded and started in with the procedure...

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Because it's funny, Dad. nt Dreamer Tatum Jan 2015 #1
Yeah it was funny when I was 8... PCIntern Jan 2015 #4
Seems like your "funny" joke about a man getting a blow job from a 95-year old woman is ND-Dem Jan 2015 #21
Why the veil? pintobean Jan 2015 #2
"When the Hell did the entire country revert to grade school humor of the most moronic kind? " Takket Jan 2015 #3
Jefferson was famous for his dick jokes. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #6
"John Footpenis?" NuclearDem Jan 2015 #14
That reminded me of Penis Navey....err... I mean Dick Armey. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #28
Yeah the ball jokes totally deflated the scandal Nyc72dem Jan 2015 #5
Ball jokes can be funny in context... PCIntern Jan 2015 #7
Hey I know it's getting old. Nyc72dem Jan 2015 #8
Hope so. nt PCIntern Jan 2015 #9
-- IDemo Jan 2015 #10
A classic... PCIntern Jan 2015 #11
you just failed the litmus test for comedy... lame54 Jan 2015 #15
When? You ask. Why, that would be December 7, 2003: KingCharlemagne Jan 2015 #12
Well done awake Jan 2015 #27
You're obviously not a Beavis and Butthead fan VScott Jan 2015 #13
... Initech Jan 2015 #17
Balls balls balls balls balls balls! Initech Jan 2015 #16
It's like all these stupid cwydro Jan 2015 #18
I'm sure we'll grow out of it. Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2015 #19
reminds me of the Lounge. Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2015 #20
Bingo. cwydro Jan 2015 #24
don't get me wrong. I laugh the first one hundred times but, the last four thousand times ... meh Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2015 #25
Cam who? cwydro Jan 2015 #29
You said balls shenmue Jan 2015 #22
Ed Zachary! PCIntern Jan 2015 #23
It's football, not a place where one can expect maturity :) arcane1 Jan 2015 #26
... LadyHawkAZ Jan 2015 #30
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