Uh guys---if you are having consensual sex with a woman and she passes out---- STOP!

[Glassunion]

121. I once took 2 really drunk ladies home from a club once.

One of the ladies instantly fell asleep on my couch. So I put a throw blanket on top of her. The other puked on my cat... The cat thought she was attacking him. So he freaked out and ran all over the house leaving a streak of used Coronas and Jello shots down the hall, down the stairs, under the coffee table, then across the sofa (with sleeping lady on it) and love seat before I could lock him in the downstairs bathroom.

I spent the next hour holding her hair while she yak'ed. Then the 3 hours after that cleaning at least one solid nautical mile of dried puke off the walls, carpet, furniture, and sleeping lady's blanket. You know how hard it is to get puke out of the underside of a coffee table? The wood is not stained nor protected, so it soaks right into the wood.

I ended up falling asleep on the bathroom floor. The next morning was a bit awkward, especially for the cat.