Wellpoint eliminates plans with a higher than average number of sick people

[kenny blankenship]

3. Health care would be a pretty sweet business if it weren't for all the sick people,

am I right? They can get pretty damn GROSS.
But here's the thing Insurance Companies figured out : you can just refuse to pay for fucking tests or delay 'em until they stagger off and die. That way you get to keep all their money and get rid of the unsightly sick people in one fell swoop.

That my friends is called free market Innovation, and it separates our Uniquely American system from all those Euro-Socialist models with their public hospitals stacked high with patients, lying with their noses stuck up each other's bungholes.