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60. And I used to think you were cool. The scales have fallen from my eyes.

Fri Feb 6, 2015, 04:51 PM

Feb 2015

Mayo - whatever. But mushrooms and mustard? What. Ev. Er.

I think I have 12 different kinds of mustard on hand and an equal variety of vinegars. Come at me, bro!

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Why would anybody want a giant, 4 foot, teddy bear for Valentine's Day? [View all] MoonRiver Feb 2015 OP

You have enough stuff, so no one else should want one? Dreamer Tatum Feb 2015 #1

Most people have a lot of stuff. At least the people I know do. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #4

The penicillin should be enough. nt LexVegas Feb 2015 #2

I don't particularly want one. HappyMe Feb 2015 #3

They're free to get one and I hope they enjoy it if they do. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #6

Flowers die though. HappyMe Feb 2015 #12

But I don't have to figure out for the rest of my life to put 4 feet of something. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #14

lol! HappyMe Feb 2015 #17

Just giving my opinion on GD. But, obviously, that is not ok with you. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #19

lol! HappyMe Feb 2015 #23

You're happy and very silly. eom MoonRiver Feb 2015 #25

Indeed, I am. HappyMe Feb 2015 #27

You obviously haven't been to my parents' house mythology Feb 2015 #52

Well, if you don't want to spread it makes sense to use a stuffed bear... snooper2 Feb 2015 #5

You're making a lot of assumptions there. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #9

You did say VD in the OP. HappyMe Feb 2015 #15

Well, I have changed it. Guess I did not go there. I must be soooo naive. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #20

I'd think they'd want penicillin instead... NuclearDem Feb 2015 #7

why do people enjoy mustard? that shit is vile. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #8

But it takes up virtually no space. eom MoonRiver Feb 2015 #10

but, unlike a teddy bear, it destroys anything it touches. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #16

I love mustard. Eat it all the time. I'm still here! MoonRiver Feb 2015 #21

huh. so what your saying is that people have different tastes in things? PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #22

Whatever. This place has jumped the shark. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #26

Yes yes yes. I have multiple sharks in my living room. NCTraveler Feb 2015 #35

A 4 foot stuffed shark? PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #37

Whatever your silly little premise wants. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #38

lol. lighten up. This is not a topic which requires such a morose demeanor. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #39

Those were my thought when I posted. MoonRiver Feb 2015 #43

"Candygram" pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #44

"Are you that land shark I've heard about?" HappyMe Feb 2015 #48

Totally, Last trip I made to San Diego I brought my daughter back a stuffed shark snooper2 Feb 2015 #46

The hell you say. Mustard is DIVINE. REP Feb 2015 #57

I'm dead serious, too. It's on the Axis of Evil M's PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #58

And I used to think you were cool. The scales have fallen from my eyes. REP Feb 2015 #60

I tried to like it. I *really* did. Life would be easier if I didn't hate these common things. PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #66

They usually use awful mayo, too REP Feb 2015 #68

Not on a Teddy Bear demwing Feb 2015 #62

*snort* PeaceNikki Feb 2015 #63

Sounds like a real bad trade to me. lpbk2713 Feb 2015 #11

Vermont Teddy Bears uses Rush Limbaugh to hawk their stuff. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2015 #13

Probably mold on the brain. eom Cleita Feb 2015 #18

I have about twenty teddy bears. That takes up way more than one big one. NCTraveler Feb 2015 #24

My "trinkets" are from all over the world: MoonRiver Feb 2015 #30

The maps my teddy bears look at date back to the 1600's. NCTraveler Feb 2015 #33

lol! "My bears still don't like your trinkets." HappyMe Feb 2015 #34

I really needed this op. NCTraveler Feb 2015 #40

I'm sorry about your tough day. HappyMe Feb 2015 #45

They haven't met each other. How can you dislike something you haven't met, MoonRiver Feb 2015 #36

I am very prejudiced. Higly opposed to 6" teddy bears. NCTraveler Feb 2015 #41

You might be happier just visiting one of the original "Teddy" bears at the Smithsonian pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #28

Because this? Egnever Feb 2015 #29

Aaaw! HappyMe Feb 2015 #32

Beyond cute. I'm opposed. nt. NCTraveler Feb 2015 #42

Because 90 ft bears can tip over and crush the house? JHB Feb 2015 #31

We should build one and make a record- snooper2 Feb 2015 #47

We're gonna need a bigger bear... JHB Feb 2015 #49

Thanks a lot !! Moonriver..now you've blown my surprise Valentine day gift to you. BlueJazz Feb 2015 #50

Because it tells people: "My Schmoopie Wuvs Me Thiiiiiiiis Much!" Arugula Latte Feb 2015 #51

Why wouldn't anyone want one? potone Feb 2015 #53

it is over the top enough to be safe dembotoz Feb 2015 #54

I once gave a girlfriend a 6-foot Pink Panther. benz380 Feb 2015 #55

Just sneak in and check while they're sleeping pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #61

Scary twist. Sneak in their bedroom at night and find the Pink Panther in the bed and no one home.nt benz380 Feb 2015 #64

Because when it's in the passenger seat I can ride in the car pool lane. Gormy Cuss Feb 2015 #56

I don't teddy bear with you. REP Feb 2015 #59

OMG this is funny!!! pipi_k Feb 2015 #65

Here's a thought - If you ever get one and don't want it demwing Feb 2015 #67

I've never understood why someone would want a Ferrari FLPanhandle Feb 2015 #69