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9. Didn't hurt his stupid brother, didn't hurt his stupid father

Wed Feb 18, 2015, 08:21 PM

Feb 2015

It won't hurt Jeb to be stupid, either. As long as there are minions to run out afterwards and say that "Mr. Bush misspoke," the Bushes aren't held to any standards for accuracy or articulateness. The popular media will paint him as an "Aw shucks" kind of guy you want to have a beer with, as opposed to that harpy running on the other party's ticket. We'll be assured that despite whatever stupid thing fell out of Jeb's mouth, "everybody knows" what he really meant to say, and besides, he'll have a coterie of advisors - the wisest men on the planet - to make sure he always operates in the bestest interests of all the United States.*

*The United States being defined as the greediest motherfuckers history has ever seen.

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Jeb Bombs His Big National Security Speech [View all] DonViejo Feb 2015 OP

So he IS as dumb as Chimpy. hifiguy Feb 2015 #1

Probably dumber. eom GP6971 Feb 2015 #33

Just like a Bush. C_U_L8R Feb 2015 #2

"f*cking stupid?"? Cha Feb 2015 #10

he's earned the name ... napkinz Feb 2015 #30

Oh, has he ever earned it! Cha Feb 2015 #37

the past week has not been a promising start ... one screw-up after another napkinz Feb 2015 #40

He even looks Wrong for Prez material.. smh Cha Feb 2015 #41

I'm partial to loser. We've had enough and too much shrubbery in the WH. LiberalAndProud Feb 2015 #39

LOL! Octafish Feb 2015 #3

the slight difference between reality reddread Feb 2015 #24

Tweety is devouring him malaise Feb 2015 #4

He forgot what the memo said... 2naSalit Feb 2015 #5

Look who's at the center of that Venn diagram. Negroponte and Wolfowitz. KamaAina Feb 2015 #8

Looks like a Neo-con reunion. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2015 #11

.@JebBush: With the help of Wolfowitz, Hadley, Hayden, Chertoff, Hannah (Cheney's national security Cha Feb 2015 #6

What's sad is that he will still be a semi-contender for the nomination after this stevenleser Feb 2015 #7

Didn't hurt his stupid brother, didn't hurt his stupid father gratuitous Feb 2015 #9

And as long as there are people in place to help steal the election for him dixiegrrrrl Feb 2015 #14

Ding Ding DIng!!! 2naSalit Feb 2015 #17

The Libertarians and the saner Repubs are very critical of him at this point. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2015 #18

True 2naSalit Feb 2015 #19

and here I thought Jebby was the smart brother rbrnmw Feb 2015 #12

Jeb's dumber than a bag of rocks... DonViejo Feb 2015 #16

He was a D student, so he must not like studying much. The Bush boys like the perks tblue37 Feb 2015 #29

It's like deja vu all over again... DonViejo Feb 2015 #13

he will wear a wire next time nt grasswire Feb 2015 #15

I have to assume I'm less well-briefed and informed than someone who's TwilightGardener Feb 2015 #20

His speech coach must be Caribou Barbie. nt tblue37 Feb 2015 #27

"Governor Bush misspoke." Aristus Feb 2015 #21

He's really on a roll. W wasn't this much of a bozo just a few weeks in WhaTHellsgoingonhere Feb 2015 #22

R#10 & K n/t UTUSN Feb 2015 #23

"Jeb Bombs His Big National Security Speech" Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2015 #25

Yeah, but could ya have a ber with him? Apparently that's the qualification tblue37 Feb 2015 #26

and it doesnt matter. reddread Feb 2015 #28

I guess accurate details GP6971 Feb 2015 #31

"That guy...you know...caliphate guy. In Baghdad. That guy." TwilightGardener Feb 2015 #34

Yep, close enough!! GP6971 Feb 2015 #36

let's remember ... napkinz Feb 2015 #32

and it doesnt matter reddread Feb 2015 #35

Don't worry, as president he will surround himself with smart people. nt tridim Feb 2015 #38

kick napkinz Feb 2015 #42