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Best police report ever: [View all] Are_grits_groceries Feb 2015 OP
That's actually adorable! Control-Z Feb 2015 #1
Surprised they didn't come out to shoot it jberryhill Feb 2015 #2
They would have outrun the hare malaise Feb 2015 #3
A Grimm tale all around jberryhill Feb 2015 #4
That was Aesop! Demeter Feb 2015 #5
I feed pedants to my pedaardvark jberryhill Feb 2015 #6
Petard! Demeter Feb 2015 #8
Le Pétomane! jberryhill Feb 2015 #10
We shell take that under aardvisement. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #16
Figures you'd start snappering away jberryhill Feb 2015 #17
Don't put Aerows Feb 2015 #30
ROFL malaise Feb 2015 #9
It was a fable, not a fairy tale Demeter Feb 2015 #11
Bwaaaaaaaaaaah fugging hell, let me get some more BM coffee malaise Feb 2015 #12
No, those were parables jberryhill Feb 2015 #18
I don't want to tell you how I read "BM coffee. " nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #28
It's Chock Full O' Nuts! jberryhill Feb 2015 #29
It's blue mountain malaise Feb 2015 #46
I know, hon....it's just that I read it before my morning coffee. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #47
LOL malaise Feb 2015 #49
I'm staying out of this. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2015 #24
Why would they shoot it? It had no hands to put up over its head. Glassunion Feb 2015 #36
You haven't seen hilarious until you've seen Arcata, CA police reports eridani Feb 2015 #7
Arcata definitely has limerick talent. bvf Feb 2015 #13
And that's the story of Iraq, children. Good night! n/t Orsino Feb 2015 #14
& that folks is what life is like dealing with my sister... giftedgirl77 Feb 2015 #15
*gigglesnort* ColesCountyDem Feb 2015 #19
This is a good one, as well: Cooley Hurd Feb 2015 #20
And of course: FSogol Feb 2015 #25
Ha!! Cooley Hurd Feb 2015 #26
i wonder if the wind whistling this guys skull hifiguy Feb 2015 #38
Obviously, the squirrels are taking after the local nuts Demeter Feb 2015 #31
The Place Where The Nuts Hunt The Squirrels hifiguy Feb 2015 #40
This entire thread is a hoot! PotatoChip Feb 2015 #21
Bwah! bigwillq Feb 2015 #22
That's how bad police response is... lame54 Feb 2015 #23
brilliant observation jberryhill Feb 2015 #33
Maybe it had an accomplice and they ran away and are now... pinboy3niner Feb 2015 #41
Aaargh earworm Cal Carpenter Feb 2015 #44
How does somebody that stupid HappyMe Feb 2015 #27
Not everyone is a wildlife biologist, you know jberryhill Feb 2015 #32
An exotic animal - okay. HappyMe Feb 2015 #34
Exotic is a relative term jberryhill Feb 2015 #37
I hope you never come across a Chupacabra then snooper2 Feb 2015 #35
At least it wasn't a stump turtle. hifiguy Feb 2015 #39
Made me smile n/t SickOfTheOnePct Feb 2015 #42
Someone found their missing army helmet. lpbk2713 Feb 2015 #43
In the late 70s I was a dispatcher for the Volusia County (FL) SO. OilemFirchen Feb 2015 #45
lol Liberal_in_LA Feb 2015 #48
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