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The Velveteen Ocelot

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27. Well, of course.

Mon Feb 23, 2015, 05:58 PM

Feb 2015

If you swallow something it just goes into this big hollow area. There are no organs in there; it's just a big empty sack made of meat. So whatever you ingest will just rattle around for awhile and fall out whatever opening is closest. Didn't you people know that?

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Idaho lawmaker asks if woman can swallow camera for gynecological exam before medical abortion [View all] kpete Feb 2015 OP

What if they put the camera in her ear? FSogol Feb 2015 #1

Only if she had had aural sex the night before krispos42 Feb 2015 #18

OMG, I am a little ashamed to admit this ... etherealtruth Feb 2015 #31

He he he... krispos42 Feb 2015 #44

DUzy!!!!!!!!!!!! calimary Feb 2015 #60

Best laugh I've had all day... Fumesucker Feb 2015 #2

Same Here BigDemVoter Feb 2015 #57

How can someone be this damned stupid hifiguy Feb 2015 #3

I blame the Medulla Oblongata. -nt Liberal Veteran Feb 2015 #12

Perfect example of why its good that one doesn't have to remember to breath madokie Feb 2015 #37

Never mind breathing gratuitous Feb 2015 #45

So either he thinks oral sex is the same as vaginal sex for the purposes of procreation... Sheepshank Feb 2015 #4

Didn't grow up on a ranch, I guess. postulater Feb 2015 #5

Ranch? PADemD Feb 2015 #19

Ha, that Wikipedia update was fast. postulater Feb 2015 #24

Whoever did this mercuryblues Feb 2015 #46

Someone put it on his Wiki page. PADemD Feb 2015 #6

That's absolutely PRICELESS Aerows Feb 2015 #10

BWAH! bigwillq Feb 2015 #14

There is no better weapon than mockery hifiguy Feb 2015 #15

I love the internet!! arcane1 Feb 2015 #32

Barbieri also enjoys an avocational interest in gynecology, obstetrics, and gastro-enterology!!!! Hekate Feb 2015 #43

It would if she wanted it to, wouldn't it? Shrike47 Feb 2015 #7

Besides, who knows how lady-plumbing works? JHB Feb 2015 #20

Well, he's not a scientist. postulater Feb 2015 #25

That is a... onyourleft Feb 2015 #39

Next up: Women should hold pill-sized camera between knees to prevent pregnancy. -nt Liberal Veteran Feb 2015 #8

When a man and a woman love one another very much nolabear Feb 2015 #9

Sure, if Barbieri woud allow a camera up his ass to look for his brain... one_voice Feb 2015 #11

If you stuck a flashlight up his ass it would shine out his nose. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2015 #28

Winner! smirkymonkey Feb 2015 #55

Finally, that explains the mysterious phrase,"pea-brained" procon Feb 2015 #13

He must have gotten confused from reading Deep Throat. Baitball Blogger Feb 2015 #16

I see a booming market for my model anti-corruption legislation... JHB Feb 2015 #17

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh damnedifIknow Feb 2015 #21

Poor Mrs. Barbieri. nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #22

Oh sweet jeebus. progressoid Feb 2015 #23

It would work if it was a legitimate camera. GreatCaesarsGhost Feb 2015 #26

Okay--I laughed....nt msanthrope Feb 2015 #53

Well, of course. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2015 #27

lolol ND-Dem Feb 2015 #36

Plese tell me he didn't really mean this and has another explanation for what he was getting at aint_no_life_nowhere Feb 2015 #29

and it's men like this who feel qualified to make women's decisions for them mountain grammy Feb 2015 #30

Exactly MG!! N/T haikugal Feb 2015 #33

And later, you just pull out the tampon and it falls right into your hand. jtuck004 Feb 2015 #34

You could eat the tampons. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2015 #38

What bothers me the most is that these people are just right across the border from us, jtuck004 Feb 2015 #40

That's the sad thing, isn't it? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2015 #41

I had to laugh. These are our leaders. "swallowed pills don't end up in the vagina" lol. ND-Dem Feb 2015 #35

When Barbieri was 3 y.o. his mommy said baby bro grew "in her tummy," & never bothered updating... Hekate Feb 2015 #42

You have to see this... jmowreader Feb 2015 #47

So he probably thinks women can't get pregnant unless they swallow. tclambert Feb 2015 #48

Wait...what? phylny Feb 2015 #49

Again, another day another crazy GOP statement. AlinPA Feb 2015 #50

I can't stop laughing... madamvlb Feb 2015 #51

O. M. G. KamaAina Feb 2015 #52

Completely offended by those arrogant dipshits and them thinking they can tell me what to do. catbyte Feb 2015 #54

Because the baby is growing in Mommy's tummy. undeterred Feb 2015 #56

Yeah! Let's hear it for the party of "get the gummnt off yer back"! calimary Feb 2015 #58

And his wife doesn't let him know he's had the wrong doorway for years aint_no_life_nowhere Feb 2015 #59