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Aerows

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22. I guess

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Mon Mar 2, 2015, 08:37 PM

Mar 2015

I'm going to hell for reason #435,627 according to Mr. Robertson. The cabbage I ate for dinner tonight never did anything to me, but I still consumed its leafy essence.

The "I'm gay" "I'm female and unmarried" and "have not borne fruit and multiplied" are probably more important in the destination after my demise, but damn it, eating my vegetables and enjoying them were probably the last straw.

Oh Satan, you head of cabbage. Oh evil, you green bean. Oh sacrilege you bunch of carrots.

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Pat Robertson: Drinkers And Pot Smokers Are 'Enslaved To Vegetables' [View all] DonViejo Mar 2015 OP

�Why would you become a slave to a vegetable?" Politicalboi Mar 2015 #1

In a way -- Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2015 #2

So are your listeners, Pat. (nt) Paladin Mar 2015 #3

At least he didn't cast aspersions on his asparagus n/t Submariner Mar 2015 #4

Knows shit about evolution OR fermentation. IT'S THE YEAST PAT, THE YEASTS!!! HereSince1628 Mar 2015 #5

Oh no! After tokin a little, I open a nice bottle of red and thoroughly enjoy Panich52 Mar 2015 #6

I, for one, welcome our new Hordeum overlords. tanyev Mar 2015 #7

says the guy who is nuttier than a fruitcake NightWatcher Mar 2015 #8

Says the huckster who hawks a soy and flaxseed diet shake. blogslut Mar 2015 #9

Odd, considering Pat's ACLJ was slavishly devoted to keeping Terri Schiavo alive. Efilroft Sul Mar 2015 #10

Gee, one could say the same about Pat Robertsons Followers... SomethingFishy Mar 2015 #11

I was gonna say that buds are not vegetables but... brocolli, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, I Erose999 Mar 2015 #12

It's well past time for this clown to retire and stay quiet. lpbk2713 Mar 2015 #13

Since he is already a mental vegetable, hifiguy Mar 2015 #14

yeah, man bigtree Mar 2015 #15

Well, my mother always said... Oilwellian Mar 2015 #16

Vegetables are healthy for you Pat! Didn't you ever listen to your mother?! riderinthestorm Mar 2015 #17

Whoa . . . you couldn't make that up if you tried. Vinca Mar 2015 #18

Those bastards pipi_k Mar 2015 #19

Because Pat, angry tomatoes are very intimindating and it is better to Rex Mar 2015 #20

Nah. Pat's got a point here. MuttLikeMe Mar 2015 #21

I guess Aerows Mar 2015 #22

Someone told him about an apple pipe and he got it all wrong Taitertots Mar 2015 #23