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In reply to the discussion: Should women be drafted into the military? [View all]Rex
(65,616 posts)The horse, the fox, I say we draft the calf and cow! Sign up a canary and a cougar! Let the lions sign on the doted line! X works!
I think the eagle should be wearing smart bomb laser guided freedom missiles! I think it selfish to deny the other God fearing, born in America, animals to participate in human kinds favorite activity!
Laser guided shark wielding gorillas! Even the small critters like cats, would make excellent sappers! Plus cats have great ninja potential!
Er yeah draft the FUCK out of everyone! Everything! Trees can stand, arm them with cluster bomb guided laser fists. Everyone remembers Lord of the Rings! Just like that except with Bazookas!
You know what to hell with that, we need to get Monsanto to start working on a Grute tree warrior ASAP!
Let's see...what did I leave out...Pit Bulls! Olive Garden genetically modified Eggplants cluster bomb with a 5 layer detonator!
POW! BAM!